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Muffin top

A chick with a name like Jasper usually has a muffin top.
Jasper's friend-Don't point out to Jasper she has a muffin top, she's the wrong one.
Asshole-Or what?
by Solid Mantis June 21, 2018
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When a couple or two people are having sex and the receiver eats a muffin while the giver put their hands on the receiver's neck and chokes them. This causes the receiver to "double choke" as they are choking from the muffin and the giver's hands at the same time while receiving pleasure below.
"I was getting muffin topped during sex! Dammit Jon!"
by Selaphiel December 23, 2018
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In some cases, where someone is wearing tight jeans of leggings and their skin\fat spills over the edge like a muffin over a case
In other cases, it is where a girl usually year 7 has their hair up in a floppy messy bun that looks like a muffin
Eww that gels gotta muffin top
Look at dat gel wiv the muffin top on her head
by Wdktkelsldkfjsjdnfnr July 9, 2019
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The fat bit that overflows over the top of your pants. Despite what the other definitions are trying to tell you, muffin tops are adorable, and if you have one: I love you.
*someone posts a pic of a chubby girl*
"She has a muffin top, very soft looking, would hug her."
by pplatonic February 14, 2022
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When you wear tight pants and your fat pours out over the waistline of your jeans.
"Ew, I have such a large muffin top."
by Miss frosty May 6, 2015
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Muffin Top: The disgusting amount of flab which one cannot keep holstered within one's pants. Mainly needs a makeshift brace/belt of some sort. See also: Muffin Man; Weightloss; Disgrace to ones bakery.
Overly tight jeans with no excess room. Flab overflowing from top of pants; Muffin Top
by Jewboy68 April 15, 2014
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When a girl scrunches her stomach fat together (muffin top) like a taco and jacks you off with it.
“Damn, I got great muffin top last night by this BBW, dude it was so hot
by Stankman February 24, 2020
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