Toothpaste promise

Noun. A representation made, usually in advertising, that sounds impressive, but is effectively meaningless.
Based on the claim that all toothpaste ads make, i.e. 70% more effective (than brushing without toothpaste).

They said I could save hundreds of dollars per year on my car insurance, but that was compared to someone who never shops around, and has had the same policy for 10 years. It's always cheaper to switch to any other insurance company after a couple of years, so it was a total toothpaste promise.

by Werdenschmidt February 7, 2021

Toothpaste challenge

Actually Cum In Mouth challenge

Timmy: Yooo my mom doing the new toothpaste challenge for tiktok
John: She belong in the streets

by CUMSE March 31, 2021

Tucson Toothpaste

The act of mixing your homies taint sweat and the purest cocaine money can buy, then proceeding to snort it off of said homies erect penis.

“Bro I’m so crashed from last night”
“Oh shit what happened bro?”
“Me and Johnny were mixing up Tucson Toothpaste”

by d i b s June 24, 2022

ohio toothpaste

Tartar Sauce

We stopped at a Big Boy and my sandwich was completely covered in Ohio Toothpaste

by Lil Teeth August 31, 2021

cheese toothpaste

Cheese wiz that you use as toothpaste for cheesy teeth.

Dentist-"What do you use for toothpaste?"

Me-"Cheese toothpaste duh!"

by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021

hygenital toothpaste

hygienic toothpaste for your genitals

Girl: Have you seen Max's genitals?
Girl: No, why?
Girl: they are so clean.
Girl: Probably because he used Hygenital Toothpaste

by bonaldballboy February 17, 2023

bushman's toothpaste

Semen, cum, male ejaculate, etc. Derived from the days when toothpaste was not as freely available and a 'bushman' (Australian outback adventurer) had to rely on his own supply.

Example 1: I've been stuck in the bush for the last 3 weeks and had to rely on the ol' bushman's toothpaste to get by.
Example 2: She was gobblin my knob and I gave her a squirt of the ol' bushman's toothpaste.

by Rammer Dan May 17, 2004