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Tainted Toothbrush

After having rough sex, you go to bathroom and clean your "Taint"(a.k.a. "GOOCH") with your Girlfriend's parents toothbrushes.
"Yeah, one day Jordan plowed old Mary Jane Rottencrotch, and afterwards when he was cleaning up he decided to give her parents the old Tainted Toothbrush.
That Dirty Boy!
by "Z" Yeah, you know ME. September 10, 2008
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Amish Toothbrush

When a male ejaculates in a females hand then the female dips her finger in the seimen and rubs the seimen into her teeth
by munroe94 December 18, 2010
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Toledo Toothbrush

When you ejaculate onto a toothbrush after some hardcore, dirty sexand you clean the females mouth with your cum.
Guy: Ready for your Toledo Toothbrush?!?
Girl: Yeah, Wash my mouth out real good!
by Phil_Clementi November 9, 2010
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Ecuadorian Toothbrush

When you cum on a toothbrush and make your girl brush her teeth with it
My girl was pissing me off so I made her brush her teeth with an Ecuadorian Toothbrush to help with the enamel on her teeth.
by Peaches and Pes Pes December 22, 2008
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toothbrush sex

When a toothbrush is forcefully shoved up your rectum. You like the feel so you start to bounce up and down.

The bristly end is inserted up the anus.
Robbie has toothbrush sex every night.
by Robbie July 16, 2004
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toothbrush

An item that is an average of 8 inches long, and is enjoyed by both genders. It is stuck into a moist, warm and sticky and bacteria-filled environment. The rubbing of the sides of the opening can create pleasure to anyone. After two minutes, the pulsing, throbbing motion will stop, and when pulled out, will leave a white, frothy and sweet substance that are made in tubes. Your mother will have a 69% chance of asking you to do it again. "Not Clean Enough!"
Dirty minds kids! It's a toothbrush.
by Professor Harold James (PHD) November 18, 2021
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Virgin Toothbrush

A toothbrush unsoiled from the mouth of others.
John: I need a toothbrush, I forgot mine at home.

Mary: Here, have mine!

John: But it's used!

Shelley: I just went to the dentist, this one a real virgin toothbrush.

John: Thanks.
by Elsbethromeo September 13, 2009
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