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Monks Junk

An idiom that has the same meaning as Dogs Bollocks, Mutts Nuts and Bees Knees.

1) Descriptive of the absolute best in anything.

2) The ultimate in greatness.
Frank: "Oh my god, did you see that goal I just scored from the halfway line?!?!"

Steve: "Mate, I've never seen anything like it, that was the Monks Junk"
by TheMeltingSnowman June 24, 2011
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junk drawer

A drawer full of almost every possible thing you can imagine, although none of what is in the drawer is what you are looking for. I'm talking stuff like adapter plugs from the 90's, crumpled up papers you wrote back in high school, a fork that mysteriously appeared...All kinds of stuff
Don't look in the junk drawer. Chances are, you're not gonna find what you need. At all.
by SystemShutDown March 10, 2019
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Junk-Snuggle

When one’s dick and balls amass around or is enveloped by the body part of another person during the warm embrace known as a “hug”.

Not to be confused with “Junk Smuggling”, which is the being of hiding a sizable package within one’s trousers, however those who are junk smuggling are often junk-snuggling as well.
I was saying bye to Erik and I always have to make sure he doesn’t junk-snuggle me. I just don’t know if he does it on purpose or if he just can’t help it.
by Jizzex Platinum January 7, 2020
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junk juggling

Grabbing your junk in public and moving it around.
1.)Man, every thing is stuck together in my pants. I'm going to have to do some junk juggling to get comfortable.
2.)Dude, look at that guy junk juggling over there, man he has no pride.
by chunkifeat June 11, 2008
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Hunk of junk

Something that is usually in bad condition, worthless or crappy.
My computer is a hunk of junk, It takes 5 minutes to start up
by DarkerWinter February 21, 2011
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jungle junk

the loud beat coming from a car that is passing you or your house and wakes you up at three in the morning.
God Dammit,turn off that Jungle Junk,you stupid nigger!
by uncle bob's ass crack December 14, 2009
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Vegan Junks

1. The dopest human to ever live.

2. Something that’s not harmful to consume, but will definitely blow your mind and get you fucked up.

Check out @dawgarchive ‘s music, his lyrics will get you mind fucked, that’s vegan junks
John: I clicked a link on dawgarchive’s ig page, guess what?
Doe: You had some vegan junks

John: wtf! How do you know this?
Doe: c’mon man, Vegan Junks has been my fav since day back
by dawgarchive December 19, 2022
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