Vomit comet

When you pre-ejaculate and it shoot out like a porn stars’ cum shot

At porn shooting: Director - “Was that a vomit comet?” Nice!

by COSpringer March 06, 2021

Vomit Comet

(Noun) - Vomit that comes out of your nose
(Verb) - The act of vomiting out of your nose

(Noun): When I got sick last night, not only did I vomit, I also unleashed a vomit comet.
(Verb): If you think you are going to get sick, please don't vomit comet all over the toilet.
(Verb Past-tense): I told the doctor that I Vomit Cometed when I got sick.

by Randomdude90 January 31, 2015

Brown Comet

The skid mark left on the toilet lid when a person has to shit really bad and they realize the toilet lit is down, after sitting down. Causing them to slide off the lid to lift it.

“I didn’t realize the lid was down and accidentally made a brown comet”

by Lulu Bean January 30, 2022

Comet QuackyComet

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Comet QuackyComet: sHaWtYs LiKe A mElOdY iN mY hEaD
p1: for fucks sake Comet

by BelovedShawty December 02, 2021

comet fart

A tremendous expulsion of gas coming from deep within one's loins often resulting in liftoff into the upper atmosphere leaving a trail similar to the of a comet

"Bro, my man just absolutely comet farted."
"Bro, I can't believe he would comet fart in front of his future father-in-law"

by The Dutchman's Dub June 23, 2024

comet disasteroid

Full name of D1sasteroid. Twitch streamer, nicknamed “Comet” because his name is too fucking long. Also known as “Disasteroid” “D1sasteroid” and “the annoying one on your faves streams”

“did you see the new comet disasteroid tweet” “why are you always saying his full name”
“just feels right”

by sunflower01 July 22, 2022

Comet

A mixture of coke and met.

Bruh that comet whipped the shit out of my ass.

by Nikush June 25, 2022