airpods

ear buds that apple has created that broke people can’t afford and anybody who owns airpods can’t hear / see / feel / smell broke. they don’t have wires so you can flex on everyone. people that own airpods literally are in love with each other and treat everyone else like peasants.

*has airpods in* sorry bitch i can’t hear your brokeness

by imsofye11 February 14, 2019

two airpods, one case

A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.

We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!

by dona sweet November 7, 2021

airpods

if you don't have your poor

i love the new airpods

by I love Bobica February 24, 2019

AirPods

Thing that you afford when you are too broke to buy wires.

HAHAHAH U BROKE CAUSE U BOUGHT AIRPODS

by minisebby04 February 19, 2019

Airpodded

when someone takes your airpod

“damn Joe really just took my AirPod!”
“Joe totally airpodded you”

by uhlife June 5, 2020

AirPods

Lame ass headphones for people that can’t afford the wire

I unplugged Juliana’s AirPods so I could charge my phone.

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx October 6, 2019

airpods

for rich assholes

bella: you have airpods?
frankie: yea, don't you...
bella: no :( (shes definitely rich)

by fuckitupbabygirllll March 9, 2019