thock

The male Thong or G-String equipped with an oversized cod piece at the front for stuffing a sock down. Due to The stuffing implication may also be used to describe having stuffed up
Also known as Bogan Briefs

"Is that a full thock in your trousers or are you just happy to see me"
or as stuffed implication. "You've really thocked it up this time"

by Scott Herdman May 28, 2006

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Tockage

The effect caused by Scallys/Chavs tucking their pants into their socks to look "cool"

"AAAAAAHHHHHH MATE! Proper tockage on da go!"

"Look at the state of that lad with his stupid tockage! Does he think he looks good?!"

by Captain Happy Pants May 13, 2005

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Tockdoller

Accidentally hitting someone in the privates.

Oh geez mike, watch your hands when your explaining how you fought off the tiger, you gave me quite a tockdoller there.

by Adam This adam December 21, 2006

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Tockalaterous

The tendancy to be late. Usually, men inherit this illness when about to go shopping, or to buy a gift for their loved one. Sometimes happens in women if they are about to shop for a man.

Synonym: Intockalaterous

This synonym is used for a woman if she wants to shop for herself.

Example 1)
Girl 1: Oh my god!
Girl 2: What is it?
Girl 1: My boyfriend has been tockalaterous with my gift for Valentine's day again.

Example 2)
Guy 1: My girlfriend is a legend. She is so intockalaterous.
Guy 2: Lucky.

by Ravencopter February 14, 2010

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tockerpointment

When you go to Tockers house and he promises your pork burgers and then gets drunk and refuses to cook you pork burgers. A real problem that affects 1 in 4471000 New Zealanders.

Me: Hey bro make me pork burgers

Tocker: ok soon

Me: hey bro wheres the burgers at

Tocker: fuck yo couch nigga

me: I feel tockerpointment

by skodynads May 14, 2015

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