TJ

A man or child who one is purely salty
Omg your so TJ
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A short kid,that thinks he is the shit. Also stupid and homosexual
That kid is a TJ
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Note: TJ (capitalized) not tj (not capitalized)

Earliest historians figure that TJ means:
Tubular
Jugular

The exact meaning of TJ is not known except that it was the name of the ancient greek god of "Always listening to his iPod and occasionally zapping mortals with his unbearably good looks".

A "TJ" sort of person usually has ridiculously good hair and a natural ability to air guitar.
A "Not-TJ" sort of person usually finds themselves walking into walls and taking long stoner drives before realizing their car isn't moving whatsoever and is still parked in the driveway.

To "Pull a TJ" means to perform a feat of unsurpassable awesomeness.
Example:
Dumb Girl - "Hey is that TJ over there? He looks like a pirate."
Smart Girl - "No, that's a TJ-wanna-be. TJ is over there."
Dumb Girl - "Where? Behind that glorious beautiful shining light of pure awesomeness?"
Smart girl - "No, that light is the sun shining off of his perfectly-maintained long flowing hair."

Example 2
Chuck Norris - "Did you see what I just did?"
Mortal - "Are you talking to me?"
Chuck Norris - "I was surrounded by 200 killer robots with death rays and I managed to pull a TJ"
Mortal - "... please don't kill me."
Chuck Norris - "I guess I won't have to deal with those robots anymore.
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a hilarious and charming guy, who is also the biggest jerk you know, he is cute, athletic, and has an amazing flirtatious personality, and even if his package is a little undersized he still makes up for it big time
He's so TJ, I wanna go out with him!
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or tone job which refers to a flabby muscle that requires excercise and toning
Hey Richey your arms are getting flabby they could use a tj.
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A guy thats fucking awesome and can get any pussy whenever he wants. Since hes usually black he has a huge ass dick and has the sickest sense in style and music. He also has the best weed around
yo whos the guy having sex in that bedroom

TJ
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Tit Job - When a penis is place gently betwixt two breasts which are pressed together and slid back and forth perpendicular to the orientation of said breasts.
Dude, she gave me a TJ and I blasted her in the chin!
by TJ the TJ May 03, 2011
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