TJ is the best person you will meet. He may seem like a little goofball at first but then you meet him. He is the funniest, caring person EVER. And a lot of people say that. I ain’t one of em liers. TJ remembers every little thing you tell him that has a meaning and always cares. He may be a little courageous and silly but it always has a real meaning. He may be just TJ but to me he is more then a little goofball. He is my little goofball (WENDYS!)
by WendysDERP January 8, 2019
Get the TJmug. 
Get the TJmug. Note: TJ (capitalized) not tj (not capitalized)
Earliest historians figure that TJ means:
Tubular
Jugular
The exact meaning of TJ is not known except that it was the name of the ancient greek god of "Always listening to his iPod and occasionally zapping mortals with his unbearably good looks".
A "TJ" sort of person usually has ridiculously good hair and a natural ability to air guitar.
A "Not-TJ" sort of person usually finds themselves walking into walls and taking long stoner drives before realizing their car isn't moving whatsoever and is still parked in the driveway.
To "Pull a TJ" means to perform a feat of unsurpassable awesomeness.
Earliest historians figure that TJ means:
Tubular
Jugular
The exact meaning of TJ is not known except that it was the name of the ancient greek god of "Always listening to his iPod and occasionally zapping mortals with his unbearably good looks".
A "TJ" sort of person usually has ridiculously good hair and a natural ability to air guitar.
A "Not-TJ" sort of person usually finds themselves walking into walls and taking long stoner drives before realizing their car isn't moving whatsoever and is still parked in the driveway.
To "Pull a TJ" means to perform a feat of unsurpassable awesomeness.
Example:
Dumb Girl - "Hey is that TJ over there? He looks like a pirate."
Smart Girl - "No, that's a TJ-wanna-be. TJ is over there."
Dumb Girl - "Where? Behind that glorious beautiful shining light of pure awesomeness?"
Smart girl - "No, that light is the sun shining off of his perfectly-maintained long flowing hair."
Example 2
Chuck Norris - "Did you see what I just did?"
Mortal - "Are you talking to me?"
Chuck Norris - "I was surrounded by 200 killer robots with death rays and I managed to pull a TJ"
Mortal - "... please don't kill me."
Chuck Norris - "I guess I won't have to deal with those robots anymore.
Dumb Girl - "Hey is that TJ over there? He looks like a pirate."
Smart Girl - "No, that's a TJ-wanna-be. TJ is over there."
Dumb Girl - "Where? Behind that glorious beautiful shining light of pure awesomeness?"
Smart girl - "No, that light is the sun shining off of his perfectly-maintained long flowing hair."
Example 2
Chuck Norris - "Did you see what I just did?"
Mortal - "Are you talking to me?"
Chuck Norris - "I was surrounded by 200 killer robots with death rays and I managed to pull a TJ"
Mortal - "... please don't kill me."
Chuck Norris - "I guess I won't have to deal with those robots anymore.
by Renegade65 July 16, 2009
Get the TJmug. a hilarious and charming guy, who is also the biggest jerk you know, he is cute, athletic, and has an amazing flirtatious personality, and even if his package is a little undersized he still makes up for it big time
He's so TJ, I wanna go out with him!
by annierain February 21, 2010
Get the TJmug. by richness239 January 4, 2010
Get the tjmug. A guy thats fucking awesome and can get any pussy whenever he wants. Since hes usually black he has a huge ass dick and has the sickest sense in style and music. He also has the best weed around
by I love chicks December 2, 2011
Get the tjmug. Tit Job - When a penis is place gently betwixt two breasts which are pressed together and slid back and forth perpendicular to the orientation of said breasts.
by TJ the TJ May 26, 2011
Get the TJmug.