TITO

TITO: acronym for "Turtle In, Turtle Out", which is when your poop comes out a little bit, but then goes back in.

I had to go poop really bad, but couldn't find a bathroom, and had a couple TITO's while driving around looking for a bathroom.

by MyRealNameisBob August 22, 2009

Uncle Tito

A large Hawaiian/Canadian, generally one who doesn't succeed in anything (besides, of course, eating).

Jassiem: "Look at Max over there, he's stuffing himself with pudding"
Nick: "Yeah he's such an Uncle Tito"

by DopemasterFreshMonkey May 29, 2010

Tito

To beat the crap out of an old man 4 times in a row.

He was just feeding the ducks why did you "Tito" that old man!

by Dankman October 14, 2006

tito

The most beautiful girl who is not always appreciated. Very loving and caring. Always the finest among her friends and the most loyal person you will ever meet. Very pretty and outspoken. Everyone is always envious of her because she has one of the most amazing bodies. If you meet her never let her go because you will never find anyone like her. Only the luckiest of men get to date her.

I wish I was tito she's so pretty it's not fair

by nameeeeegenerator May 24, 2018

titxting

Using one's tit's to text.

Occurs when extreme laughter is present, side effects includes heavy wheezing.

Danielle laughed too hard and titxed Hannah by accident

hey look I'm titxting.

by tomatoface_baby November 2, 2009

shut up, tito

Incorrect useage of the popular phrase (shut up tito), defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Correct useage: shut up tito

I don't get it. I'm also new here. shut up, tito.

by tito December 30, 2004

Tito

a really greasy, smelly mexican who rarely takes showers.

Look at that Tito over at Taco Bell. I mean come on, take a shower man.

by Karina S. January 6, 2008