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Tilda

Tilda is the most wonderful person. The kind who you cant help but fall a little bit in love with. The kind who will call you in the middle of the night and give you the best conversation you ever had, or skip class to help you breathe through panic attacks because they know how it feels.

They are funny and witty and so amazingly, unapolagetically themselves. To watch the changes in their face as they think and feel and laugh and smile, is a privilige I would not give up for anything.
How they chose you as their friend is a mystery and a blessing.

Tilda loves old rock, ska and angsty music, but somehow knows all the popular songs from your childhood too. They surprise you each and every day, and might not be there all the time, but the hope that youll see them is enough to get you to school in a hurry. They make the unbearable, bearable. They make you want to do anything to see them smile. Five minutes with them is equivalent a full day with someone else.

Tilda will live a long and happy life, or I swear I will bring heaven down to earth myself just so they could find peace.
I love you, Tilda. I always want to hear what you have to say. Forever and now
by i thought i was straight November 2, 2022
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Frank Walker from National Tiles...................

Frank Walker from national tiles is a legendary Australian businessman and entrepreneur who capitaves the national audience by screaming *Hello* in the most mind blowing voice ever that the entire fucking country of Australia puts their lives down and rushes over to Woolloongabba for 50% all concrete floor and wall tilings.
Hello.......................... Frank Walker From National tiles....................
This week only.......................
I'm divorcing my wife and committing a double murder suicide...............
So rush in quick before all tiles are gone in the annual Spring Stocktake Sale.
Only
At

National

Tiles
84 Annerley Road Woolloongabba.......................
by Grevoble May 18, 2021
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tila tequila

A girl who associates herself wiith black rappers and hiphop artists to try to become more well known and famous but has been seen dating only white men. Tila is sending out many misconceptions about asian women. Most high class, respectable asian women prefer asian men, white western american men, or european men. all of my girlfriends who are asian have never dated a black man, and they say its just natural knowledge in their culture. They also look down on people who sell a "slutty" image and see it as disgraceful. If you are asian or you have a close friend who is a classic asian woman, you already know this is true.
The 4 foot 11 girl, Tila Tequila, is a disgrace to all asian women.
by truthseeker00 March 28, 2008
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Tillamook County Lie Detector Test

A practice used by cruel, corrupt, and heavy-handed police officers to force a confession. From the song "Tillamook County Jail" by Todd Snider: "I've got a lump on my head and boot print on my chest/from what the guys in here call the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test/Well I did my best/but it's a tough test not to fail"

Tillamook County is in Oregon, of course.
1st Heavy-handed pig with huge, hairy, pussy-tickler mustache. "Found this hippy hitch-hiking on I-5."

2nd Heavy-handed pig, "Well, administer the Tillamook County Lie Detector Test, and we'll have him confess to vagrancy, illegal trespassing, resisting arrest, and armed robbery. And we'll check the files for any unsolved crimes we can have him confess to."
by Alfred E. Pnuemyn January 22, 2011
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Tilda

An tilda is a very charming and confodent person. She is also often very sexy and good looking. A lot of boys often falls in love with her, but she often doesn’t. When boys who’s like her are telling her their feelings she often laughs it away and pretend likes nothings happens cause she don’t want to hurt them... But maybe it is just better to tell the truth?
She has a great taste of humor (at least she thinks so) and laughs a lot.

When you are whit a Tilda, life never gets boring.

She is also a very ambitious person and when she decided for something she does not give up.
She is a great support and loves her friends and family more than anything.
If a tilda is falling in love with someone, she really likes the persons personality. How you look is not important for her, it is how you treat her (and if you are funny) that’s matter...
- I really like you Tilda...
- Oh, Yeah I like you to, you could be like a little brother for me! Hahaah
-Like more than a friend....
- Oh... Well like an sister then I guess?... :)
by welliamjusthonest June 11, 2019
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Tilen

Tilen is slovenian name it stands for a Niger midget who is very fat girls don't notice him or his microscopic dick
Tilen is a nigga
by Diopiodadfa November 22, 2021
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Tila Tequila

An old lady (26) who's now famous from having millions of myspace friends. Who also thinks she's black and tries to act like she's from the ghetto. A hoochie mama no one wants to touch. She's also bi, that doesn't help much.
Did you see Tila Tequila kiss that girl.
by QTGyal February 18, 2009
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