Unwanted Thoughts

A mistake I did a few years ago by meeting these awful people who I regret with all my might and even though I haven’t made contact with them for a long time, they are sometimes on my mind and it is so annoying because it is irrelevant and causes my stress. I just want to rip my brain out.

Unwanted thoughts, no one wants you here, so fuck off dammit

by Dried Crumbled Dead Leaves August 26, 2020

domino thought

When one thought sets off a chain reaction until a person thinks about something completely unrelated to the original thought.

1: I thought about our trip to Santa Monica which reminded me of the hobos everywhere which made me think of soup kitchens which made me want to go to get some miso soup.

2: You just went from "Santa Monica" to "Miso Soup..."

1: Domino thoughts...

by ediecarried July 2, 2009

popsicle that thought

Popsicle that thought means that you need to check yourself, or chill on something that you just said to someone else.

Girl, are you crazy? You need to popsicle that thought!

by DH_DH_DH_DH July 9, 2017

Thought-fucked

A decision made in the past that was so overanalyzed over time that the final decision was irrelevant. Ones endless thoughts literally fucked the possibility of a positive outcome.

The Design Firm had 3 very elegant proposals for the Highway Project, yet their inability to deliver a single solution thought-fucked them out of the Contract.

by Boxer817 November 28, 2018

shower thoughts

You are the shower and you think weird thoughts.

Person 1:”I had such weird shower thoughts“
Person 2:”Tell me about”

by Harper_Here May 25, 2020

thought abortion

When you start to say something and you stop partially through the thought and you completely forget what you were thinking. The thought is terminated before it is finished.

Kendra: I have a great idea for what we should do tonight!
Jenna: Awesome! What is it?
Kendra: We should get in the car and go downtown to go and.....
Jenna: And what?..
Kendra: I can't remember, it just completely left my mind.
Jenna: Oh, you must have had a thought abortion.

by kingjay4 May 23, 2014

Stoned Thought

A thought that has been inscribed on a stone using another stone.

Person: You should write that thought down so you remember it.

Me: Already done bro... It's one of my many stoned thoughts.

by babla13579 March 6, 2021