Solution

Also a lie.

Hym "The real solution is brings like a dozen people who are 'in the know' (as it were) before me, put a gun in my hand, I am going to put that gun to one of their heads, and if the information I want doesn't come out of their mouths, a bullet goes through their brainz. And if the next one doesn't talk the last one will."

by Hym Iam September 17, 2025

Final Solution

When a person asks out an individual and is rejected and resorts to their second choice

Girl: I tried asking out Milosh, but it did'nt work
Guy: That sucks
Girl: Don't worry I'm going for the final solution

by M.P.J January 23, 2020

Optical solution

A response to a problem that appears to solve a problem, but doesn't actually solve the problem.

The new system increased the graduation rate to 100%. (This was an optical solution because this was done by lowering the standards to pass).
Our planes always land on time. (This was an optical solution because they added an hour to the time of flight).
We are giving you 20% off. (This is an optical solution because they raised the price 40% first).
The school now has great test scores. (This was an optical solution because they make the exam optional...the high scoring kids take it therefore the problem wasn't really solved).

by eduwarrior January 24, 2023

Saratoga solution

A dud that likes all genders

Mark: Did you know that Ricky like that nonbinary chick?
Ronald: Yeah he’s pulling a Saratoga solution. And they are pansexual btw.

by Mikeydimes December 9, 2024

Sanctuary of Solution Ministry

It is a deliverance Ministry to liberate men through the undiluted word of God and prayer in order to be enlisted in the end time army of God. It is also commissioned to promote the truth of the gospel.

...Sanctuary of Solution Ministry is having and Hebron meeting every December for inpartation on business and careers before the new year...

by shin Lee yo November 22, 2021

Building Block Solutions

Building Block Solutions : is an 'intellectual property' protection agency. It's also a possible promotional name for idea support.

It's automatically applied and reserves your rights. *No cost to you.

It's only intellectual property itself at this point.

Building Block Solutions is a technicality you could argue.

Initially insighted by klink.link

by Bryn Benn April 18, 2020

Pizza-Party Solution

An monetarily negligible gesture to distract from or temporarily remedy a potentialy serious issue or injustice toward underlings, workers, or citizens.

The 2020 stimulus checks were just pizza-party solutions.

by iCaveman January 2, 2025