Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

so bassically you have to search the jungle gaymusius and in a secret passage you find it the holy GAY POTION if you drink the potion at 3 AM Kermit The Frog will start Fucking you hard

Person 2 how was Drinking Gay Potion At 3 AM

Person 1 i Drank the Gay Potion At 3 AM last night and fucked kermit the frog HARD

Person 2 how big is it

Person 1 Kermits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Person 2 ya

Person 1 a whole 9 CUBITS (13.5 feet)

Person 2 gyad damnnnn

Person 1 ikr. so small

Person 2 the fuck

Person 1 ya only half the size of mine

Person 2 (ಠ_ಠ)

by Nater Potaterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr February 14, 2024

Doubel frash potion

Doubel frash potion is the perfect word to put in any sentance, It's sort of a icebreaker when your out of words. whenever your in a crisis you can always just scream Doubel frash potion and depending on what is happening to you it will always counter it.

Oh shit there is a very scary dude in front of me!
Doubel frash potion!

by Ipromisemacabriller January 20, 2020

Miracle potion

Doctor Mike's new definition of Detox, a miracle potion.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, did you see that new detox smoothie on TikTok?"
Guy 2:"You mean that stupid miracle potion? Please, it doesn't do anything."

by unfortunate anemo August 14, 2024

splash potion of beanos

the best robloxian on the planet, did your mom last night

"hey is that splash potion of beanos?" "yeah thats him. the way i can tell is because he did your mom last night"

by 42069funnyboxmanepic2020xdgame December 22, 2020

imposter potion

legend says that when the imposter potion is drunk the person grows into an amongus imposter.

Timothy drank imposter potion over the weekend, now he's red and sus

by xxslayer9000xx March 30, 2022

survival potion

Colloquially abbreviated as "potion", this slang term refers to caffeinated coffee as the "potion" required to be able to stay up late doing college assignments and writing final paper.

As I pulled an all-nighter to finish my final paper, my survival potion was flowing—nothing like a strong cup of coffee to keep me awake and focused!

by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025

elo potion

A concoction of sorts.

Depending on the amount you consume it will increase your elo in a video game of your choice within 2-6 hours of consuming it, side effects may include wonkiness, loss of memory, bad things happening to you.

I drank the elo potion and everything just clicked, I finally managed to escape oompa loompa low.

Disgusting Low Master Dogs finally can't harass me anymore

by monsterman2781 March 24, 2024