Pants crouton

A piece of feces left after wiping that has become crusty after time.

I think I have a pants crouton stuck between my cheeks.

by JoeyHey October 11, 2015

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Crouton jongen

Crouton jongen is ontstaan van uit mister nielson.
Een snel (na een week) ontwikkelde, schilverige, krokante huidlaag.
Crouton is niet verwijderen van het lichaam, dit valt vanzelf na ongeveer 2 maanden van het lichaam af.

Zie het als een slang die aan het vervellen is. (Crouton vervellings)

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Pants Crouton

The small pieces of toilet paper left behind after a poor wiping. Possibly caused by cheap toilet paper.

Man, I need to get better toilet paper, I keep getting pants croutons.

by Joke65 October 11, 2015

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Crouton

A crouton is something you put in salad and it is a type of bread that is crunchy and when you put it in salad it sometimes turn soggy so it’s not that crispy and hard and it is good sometimes but when it’s soggy it’s not that good sometimes It taste like poop and sometimes it taste like heaven because I am religious and croutons no name brand taste disgusting but real name brands are known for having delicious croutons

Hey what type of croutons are those?

No name brand

No thanks

by Carissa_ February 9, 2020

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