When a girl gives oral to a guy while he's taking a massive dump and he throws up on her back. In order for it to be considered "The Ultimate Blowjob", she must be sucking his dick while he simultaneously shoots a liquid shit spray all over the toilet bowl, throws up bile on her spine and then he proceeds to rub it on her back so as to create a burning sensation.
Virginbitch: "Did you really give Billy 'The Ultimate Blowjob' last night?"
Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."
Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"
Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"
Cumdumpster: "Yes, he sprayed a shit mist everywhere, it was amazing."
Virginbitch: "I'm so jealous! Did he rub his bile on your back?"
Cumdumpster: "Yes, it was an orgasmic feeling while he shot his load down my throat. He timed it perfectly"
by WebbyLoad January 30, 2014
The most abstract utterance possible that contains all other utterances and thus describes everything; the secret of the universe.
Let's discover the Ultimate Comment.
by thomas the walking head March 23, 2007
A off minue McDonald's item that consist of
1 Buttermilk chicken sandwich
inserted between the patties of
2 A Big Mac sandwich
1 Buttermilk chicken sandwich
inserted between the patties of
2 A Big Mac sandwich
by Cypher1o1 May 13, 2020
When you hang a shit and you turn around and see that your shit has disappeared. Then you go and wipe your arse and the toilet paper is clean like you never hung a shit
Man I done the biggest shit and when I turned around it was gone. To check that I done a shit I wiped my arse and there was nothing. Wtf! Did I do a shot or not? I must of done the ultimate ghosty
by SirMixAlot II February 10, 2018
by XxRobluxMeister69696969xXXxXXx August 29, 2017
that meme deserves an ultimate kek
by MrLimpdick February 24, 2017
The lowest variation of dioning someone. The ultimate gaz involves increasing friendship on Pokémon GO through an underhanded way like sending an unsolicited EX pass to end a friendship stalemate then once you secure the XP for yourself, delete there account as a friend so they don’t get the gains as a Fuck you for making you wait
by 200percentgary January 02, 2020