An old man who stayed in the tub too long and turned into an actual raisin who wanted to make cookies and so he put on his oven sparkly oven mitt.
"Look I see a raisin in space with an oven mitt!"
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
"It must be Thanos! Make sure when you run you run slowly, kids, so that we aren't going too fast for the old man."
by TeeheeUsuck May 2, 2019
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by BiggerChungus69 May 2, 2019
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by Jittnix Gamer May 3, 2019
Get the Thanos mug.Originally dubbed, The Mad Titan, in the Marvel Comics, Thanos is a titan who seeks only destruction. Thanos is very intelligent, and has only one goal: To annihilate half of all life in the universe. Thanos was originally introduced in the post-credits scenes of The Guardians Of The Galaxy movie series. His daughter, Gamora, is part of the guardians of the galaxy, and was murdered by Thanos himself in Avengers: Infinity War. At the end of Avengers:Infinity War, Thanos succeeds in his plan and traps half the universe in the soul dimension, using the Infinity Gauntlet (Crafted by Eitri on the planet Nidavellir), and the 6 stones that power it (Soul, Reality, Power, Mind, Space and Time), but one stone in particular, the Soul Stone, stands out for it's power to trap half the universe within a pocket-dimension. The Soul Stone was only ever used by Thanos, using the Infinity Gauntlet, and was never seen in any other movie. The Space stone was sealed within the Tesseract (Thor Ragnarok), the Mind stone was used in the creation of Vision (Avengers: Age of Ultron), the reality stone was in the Aether (Thor: Dark World), the Power Stone in The Orb (Guardians of The Galaxy) and the time stone in The Eye of Agamotto, possessed by Doctor Strange. Thanos is thicc and has a fat, juicy cock.
by MomoIzLit May 4, 2019
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Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice
Rocket: the toughest there is
Thor: well he never fought me
Rocket: yes he did
Thor: he never fought me twice
by The grill master May 6, 2019
Get the Thanos mug.A grape who was in fortnite so avengers was mad so fat ass boi thor was happy because he got his hammer and tryed to kill him so inon man brought back his son
by My cat died May 14, 2019
Get the Thanos mug.thanos is mr big purple alien thumb man. he has a very nice rock collection on his yellow oven mitten. the marvel guys and avengers people (who stink) are buly him 4 no reason. thanos come from plant titan and thanos has weird chin
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by Dank Guy 69 420 666 May 18, 2019
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