Tea

Bitch this ain't coffee it's tea. Why the fuck would you search tea up you uncultured swine!? Everyone should know what tea is. It's a drink for fucks sake.

American:What do British people drink in the summer?
British 1:Tea.
American:But.. It's hot..
British 2:Still tea.
American:But what if you don't drink tea?
British 1:The weak ones die.

by Random Brit December 10, 2017

Tea

Gay coffe

Yo that’s sum shit tea

by Deadpool35 April 9, 2019

tea

A FUCKIN BR'ISH DRINK BETTER THAN A BO'LE O' WA'ER THAT CAN CHANGE THE WORLD WITH A BLINK, COFFEE IS IT'S BIGGEST WEAKNESS BUT STILL, IT CAN DEFEND.

A: GIVE ME SOME TEA AND GRAPES BITCH
B: ok

by acidic-grape May 13, 2022

tea

tea is defined as a noun, referring to gossip.

Spill the tea, sister

YOU GOT TEA???? OMFGGG S P I L L

by _i_found_it_mom_ June 1, 2019

The tea

What people mostly ten year olds use to gossip,bascily the 411's more successful better cousin

Tim: excuse me where can I find the tea
Moby:(holds tea)Here's the flip flopping TEA!(throws tea at Tim)
Tim: hey what was that for!?
Moby:(stares blankly at Tim) you wanted the tea.......

by That's_cringey_becky May 30, 2019

tea

1.
A meal replacement for anorexic people and caffeine addicts.

Makes you pee a lot.

2.
A word used when happy.

1.
"Let's go have some tea then barf it up homie."

"I'm going to pee because I had tea."

2.
Sir: Let's go call on Konrad.

Lady: TEA!

by maaan June 24, 2006

tea

A stereotype for English people, while there are alot of T-STORM here it doesn't mean we like tea. Only people from Richmond-Upon-Thames like tea.

"Dude, tea is disgusting, tea and leaves."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003