prophete

A real ass nigga and he rich ass fuck always chasing that bread. If u hating on him u just a bitch.

Prophete a real ass nigga

by Prophete. November 19, 2023

Prophet Muhammad

A guy who traded two black slaves for one arab slave because he thought arabs where the superior chosen people (sahih muslim 1602). Also a guy that was possessed by demons (bukhari:3175). There is no discrimination amongst prophet muhammad when it comes to touching little children! He loves little boys and girls equally! (Al-Adab Al-Mufrad 1183) (Bukhari 5134)

Quraysh tribe member: There goes that Prophet Muhammad again touching little children and prescribing camel piss as medicine. (Bukhari 5686)
Quraysh tribe member: This guy is so weird we should do something about it.
Quraysh tribe member: Agreed!

by CoomKing April 28, 2024

The Bathroom Prophets

An amazing band from Indiana that have some real talentd.

someone masculine: Dude, The Bathroom Prophets are so good, I want them to harbor my babies.

by Eric Van Scoik October 17, 2007

Proto The Prophet

Proto The Prophet aka Drelin Potomski is a known Canadian rapper pedophile who has a foot fetish likes farts and kids of course. His career was made off Zolariz++

Little girl: OMG Proto The Prophet’s here on the playground

Playground patrol: GET BACK KIDS HE’ll RAPE YA!

by Twizzy2richh March 21, 2024

Prophet Muhammad

Prophet Muhammad means a pedophile who forced a little girl to marry him and then raped her. Often worshiped by people like him and pray about him. Piss be upon him.

Image of Muhammad included.

Person 1: Hey dude, what's another name for a pedophile with 8 letters and starts with m?

Person 2: Muhammad

Person 1: Oh yeah, "prophet Muhammad". Muhammad dammit piss be upon him, you're right!

by Rusty Carrot March 2, 2025

the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

______________________________________________________
THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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If you want to be safe from the day of redbull

Join us

Save a spot in red heaven for yourself

JOIN US IN THE LIGHT OF RED BULL

JOIN THE PROPHET OF RED BULL

by fuckingUSERNAME August 2, 2023

Prophet Muhammad

Prophet Muhammad(may piss be upon him) is a 7th century homosexual suffering from retardation. He used to go from town to town to take the innocence of the local children. At one point in his life Muhammad created the annual celebration of Keti Koti. On the last day of his life he was seen molesting an infant after which he was clubbed to death with a rock.

Look a pedophile! He reminds me of the great Prophet Muhammad(piss be upon him).

by maurofiel May 30, 2025