Phrase meaning "I'll have sex with you" with a cleaner wording. Pop and tart can be replaced with other words like "I'll jack n your box" or "I'll cream your cheese" etc.
Random kid: "I could really go for a poptart right about now!"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"
Cool kid: "I'll pop your tart!...hehehehehhe"
by cgett69 September 23, 2011

A term used in the punk community, refers to basic white girls who aren’t particularly interesting. Usually are skinny with long blonde hair and wear a lot of makeup.
Guy: Did you see the new girl? Isn’t she hot?
Friend: Yeah, she’s just too much of a pop tart for me.
Friend: Yeah, she’s just too much of a pop tart for me.
by griffinthomas May 14, 2021

Karen: Remember that crazy party where Paul shat in his hand and clapped while he was fucking Sharon?
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
Tom: Yeah, he told everyone it was called the Chocolate Pop Tart.
by HPdarealest September 26, 2015

by XenoN461 April 19, 2018

A tasty snack to be consumed in a work place bathroom while sitting on the toilet. This allows the person to achieve an additional break when it is most likely an undesirable time and they should be working.
Person 1- Where is Alice?
Person 2- Taking a her daily pop-tart break.
Person 1- Oh man thats gross!
Person 2- Taking a her daily pop-tart break.
Person 1- Oh man thats gross!
by MelRanAway April 11, 2012

by Pope_it_up June 25, 2022

* Sarah walks out of ladies restroom
Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
Josh-WOW Sarah funny running into you here
*Sarah just got Pop tart stalking
by poptart pretender August 31, 2011
