Rush Inn stretch

To slowly pull and massage your penis in a public restroom

When she locked the door to the men’s room I thought she was ready to go so I gave it a little Rush Inn stretch

by Whiskey Ben April 8, 2021

Innes

Innes is a traditional Scottish Gaelic name which is unisex for shallow island. People named Innes are often extremely beautiful, witchy, naturally blessed and have a large deity complex.

“Yer a right Innes aren’t you?” “Hen you’re very Innes.”

by ToadGlamour May 21, 2021

Lamplighter inn

I need to go to The lamplighter inn so I can go down there and find my gold.

How is it at the lamplighter inn looking for the way down, how's the lamplighter in lately have you found any, without the lamplighter in I'm in the room, lamplighter inn and I'm looking for a light, thinking about my riches I'll be taking a piss at The lamplighter inn.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.

Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"

by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024

southend premier inn

a place where brian and benny get extremly freaky

brian got freaky in the southend premier inn

by demurious November 29, 2024

Commack Motor Inn

A dark and mysterious realm where a menagerie of creatures gather to engage in vile and heinous sexual acts. It is a place of legend spoken only in whispers as mere mortal men and women quiver in fear of its crusty walls and floors. Many cases of STDs and daddy issues have both entered and exited its cream encrusted walls for decades.

The amount of DNA spilled in this hellish deathscape would leave Maury in awe and keep Forensic Files on tv for centuries. Amenities include basic cable, channel 14, free complimentary penicilin shots, and a free fat bitch with daddy issues with every 10th "visit".

I just landed this fine gurl where can I take her for some pony time?

Definetly not the Commack Motor Inn, unless you want herpes from laying on the bed or the clap from the toilet seat.

by Distortus Dongasaurus July 8, 2025

Miss Hotel inn

The queen of home wrecking, and slutting around. Goes from door to door in a hotel inn to sleep with married men or just, men. Could be sympathetically used, often not:

“Well atleast im not miss hotel inn 2025 runner up “

by Tallhawtblond July 9, 2025