Pat Hanson

Gam artist. Someone who makes up stories to bond with the boys

Pat Hanson is a serial gam artist. He just told me he got 78 runs in grade 6

by Hickerydickerydock September 13, 2022

Sam Hanson

Pretty little cum dumpster

Enjoys a thick creamy load in his mouth

Prefers the word sodomy to anal

Oh god, he’s such a Sam Hanson

by jesusnumber1 May 04, 2021

Caeden hanson

Swag

Sheeeeesh that nigga caeden hanson swag no cap

by Piercelmao January 08, 2022

Bench Hanson

The upmost of muscular men. In a league of their own, a Bench Hanson is an ultimate sigma male giga chad with a really long ding dong. He draws in infinite women with his playmaking skills. He is an all time athlete with the body of a greek god. He is also very active on New Year's eve.

Oh my goodness, is that Bench Hanson?!

Dude did you see Bench Hanson yesterday, he's so chiseled!

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

Bench Hanson

He is the most muscular of men. He has a very long ding dong and gets infinite women. He has ultimate rizz and is an all time athlete with the body of a greek. He is very active on New Year's Eve and he is very charismatic. All people should want a piece of him.

"Oh my goodness is that Bench Hanson, he's so chiseled"
"Holy Shit it's Bench Hanson"

by Ream Moore December 13, 2022

Kerr Hanson

That dumb Asian bitchhhhh who taught spanish. She couldn't even speak it right.

Kid: *gets up to throw paper away*

Kerr hanson: "WRITE ME A NOTE."

by I hate Kerr hanson March 21, 2019

Hanson (name)

Hanson is an extremely good looking and talented athlete, Hanson specialises in either soccer or volleyball and is unstoppable at both, he’s also extremely caring for those around him and will always look after anyone he takes interest in, not only that he is funny and popular. you should meet someone like Hanson, he’s going to go places.

Yo I’m gna go see Hanson (name)

Bet, let me come too!

by Hanson’s my best friend October 18, 2019