DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December)

The month following NNN (No Nut November) where you destroy the nearest female to let out the pent up sexual desires of No Nut November.

BTW this is bad.

Female: Well done on completing No Nut November!

Male: Yup, now it's time for DDD (Destroy Dishwasher December).

by revolter69 November 1, 2019

give your dishwasher a cookie day

occuring on april 30th every business should provide their dishwasher/s with a cookie in recognition of their hard work.

oh man its my favorite day
what day is it?
its give your dishwasher a cookie day
oh well here you go

by xXSlambran9000Xx April 29, 2024

Dishwashing

Scraping all of the res out of your glass as if it were done with a dishwasher

my homie joe was dishwashing the fuck outta my rasta bowl

by Resin Robber August 8, 2022

Dishwasher head

Dishwasher head is when you were thinking of something then all of a sudden forgetting your train of thought. This often occurs when under the influence of marijuana or in popular terms, high.

"Oh no I can't remember. Dishwasher head" 🤔

by Dishwasher Head January 7, 2017

Dishwashable

When a stupid person says dishwasher safe

AYO it ain’t dishwashable

by anonymous May 4, 2022

The Dishwasher

A sex act, consists of wearing rubber dishwasher gloves and doing whatever Tyler Derden does.

Did the Dishwasher last night. It was wet everywhere.

by Stovepipemcginty April 20, 2021

Dishwashing

The act of becoming a dishwasher.

Mochi was still dishwashing when I called her.

by rc_who? December 7, 2023