Canadian

A total tosser with a false sense of superiority, covering up the niggling knowledge in the back of his or her mind that his or her nation is just the bitch of the USA. Canadians are often smug and sarcastic in their vain attempts to be witty and sophisticated, though helplessly failing as they are all just liberal red necks.

Those Canadians not attempting to be urbane are crass and coarse, like other English speaking North Americans.

Fucking snooty stuck up Canadian.

by Rossiboy June 18, 2009

Canadian

A Canadian is a Canadian person that is unlike no other Canadian. In order to become a Canadian you must do the following: ride to work / school, drink maple syrup straight from the bottle, hold open doors for people in -40, say "eh", and arrived home to your pet polar bear and go to sleep in your igloo.

Gavin: I think Marshall is a Canadian
Me: How so?
Gavin: He has a two-storey igloo

by Paperbro May 2, 2016

Canadian

Remotely related to the human race. In reality, penguins that smoke weed to imply their connection to humanity. Very weak minded, as Canadia is not a real place and is in fact a figment of our imagination. It is the giant desolate landmass that penguins have been able to light up with rocks and wood.

Nigga have you seen that Canadian? - Real African
Nigga thats my penguin? - Black American

Fuck, you see that penguin? - American Slut
Damn bitch, that's my mom! - Canadian

by Jewish Mewtwo a.k.a. Moses December 16, 2008

Canadian

1. Another word for a queer. 2. Wannabe Icelandic people.

Person 1 - I heard that guy was Canadian

Person 2 - Poor Guy

by Iceeeeeland November 14, 2007

Canadian

Basicly code for black, a way to say black person without being called raceist

Yo brah u see that Canadian ova there???

by Whydoesitmadder March 13, 2011

Canadian

A person who unknowingly hates themselves for being a citizen of an inferior country. This self hate is brought on by a disease called iwishiwuzamericandis. Causes of this disease are unknown but have been linked to shitty cold weather, piss labeled as beer, failure to master one's "own" sport (Bruins?), lack of culture and awkward social cues. Experts say the only thing good coming from America's nerdy little redheaded stepbrother is high grade marijuana. It's speculated, though, that the US will be better at that in just a couple years. Side effects include trying to be American but in a very sissy way.

Canadian at Canadian bar:

Ooh, I hate those Americans, with their low taxes and awesome weather and theme parks and Miley Cyrus. I love maple syrup.

Mexican at Canadian bar: Are you kidding?
(mumbles) God shit twice and there was Canada.

Canadian at Canadian bar: What'd you say?

Mexican at Canadian bar: Oh, um. Gosh it's nice, here's to Canada.

by Swampdonkey97 June 30, 2011

Canadian

Being Canadian is like renting the loft apartment above a really great party, a.k.a. America

Man that looks like fun, too bad we're canadians

by Doogie,theoneandonly February 23, 2011