when your genitals are itchy so u find the closest pointed object to try to discreetly solve your problem.
by deathgasmpentagramorgasm August 23, 2016
While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry
by Bouy Stantefeld December 04, 2003
taking the cactus or getting the cactus, term for somone riding your ass, or getting f***ed in the ass
by KevCan January 05, 2010
A high school full of privileged kids who think they're cool, and always mix up "your" and "you're" even though they learned it in first grade. Often referred to as "Cracktus Shadows" even though the worst thing kids do there is Juul.
by yeahboiasdfghoij;jlkhgdrsetgxz February 05, 2018
Slang for being salty
by HotandspicyJL April 24, 2015
When a guy tries to pull out of a girl who has stubble (cactus) of the vag, and the pubes get stuck together, like velcro.
Yo, last night, when I was banging that chick from the club, it was embarrassing, we had a full out Cactus Snatcher
by MH119 May 07, 2009