When you take a shit and when your little buddy (extremely large fat man sheeite) responds with a nice thtoink right to the ring piece (asshole)
Hey Johnny, last week I was in the fuckin McDonald's I ate 12 mcchickens I felt it comin so I ran to the McDonald's restroom, almost missed and got the worst unexpected bidet
by Upwards draft November 12, 2019
Get the unexpected bidet mug.When you realize that you are out of toilet paper in the middle of your BM and have to place your rear end under the sink/shower faucet and wash yourself off.
by Jordo951 September 23, 2017
Get the bangkok bidet mug.by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019
Get the American Bidet mug.When a person crawls into the space under a porta potty and spits a mouthful of shit water all over a dangling grundle.
Jim the salty hobo gave Jenny a Ukrainian Bidet, and her pussy lips turned green and fell off. He had a shit eating grin afterwards.
by Steven Spalldarph December 9, 2019
Get the Ukrainian Bidet mug.When you take a dump in a port o let and the splash of blue water shoots up your butt before your sphincter can close.
by Turdjuggler August 29, 2019
Get the wakulla bidet mug.The act of a self flushing toilet automatically flushing itself before you are done with your bowel movement thus causing your own excriment to splash upwards in a bidet-esque fashion and therefore landing on your backside. Usually experienced in a public restroom.
I was taking a shit, I leaned forward to grab some toilet paper to wipe my ass. Then al of a sudden SWOOSH, Cappuccino Bidet!
by The DJNYC April 8, 2010
Get the Cappuccino Bidet mug.(V) The surprise splash back of cold water on your sphincter after dropping a large shit, usually before the sphincter can completly close. Involuntary exclamations are said to sound just like Justin Bieber when he sings.
by seven of ten November 21, 2010
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