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Apollo 11

This only applies to one person on this planet. The mission: Apollo 11 takes place with bottle rockets. When joho was little kid, he would make space ships out of water bottles and paint them to make them look like space ships. Over the years he upgraded from water bottle to gatorade to finally 2 gallon milk jug. This experiment was to send his astronauts to the moon hoping to find new life form. His first test was on his own bruther, edward. But he soon found out, edward had no moon. So the tests were invalid. Now he hopes to send his astronauts to Pam's moon in hopes of finding new life form. After many years of repeated tests, he is hoping for the neil armstrong astronaut to come out. If he isn't careful though, he might end up in Mars or worse, Mercury. He has calculated everything out, and the best idea would be to send multiple ships to the moon at once. Little does he know though, someone might already have been to the moon. True story, based on accurate interview with the infamous joho. We will keep you updated with the specs of how his mission goes. For now, let us pray for a safe trip for his little astronauts. Good night!
I have been running many tests on Apollo 11. I want to send my astronauts to the moon.
by Joho 2.0 October 21, 2012
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Apollo (Percy Jackson)

God of poetry,

music, archery and all

that’s awesome. Haiku.
"Apollo (Percy Jackson) is hot."
"He's the sun god."
"That's not what I meant."
by percyjacksonfanlol May 24, 2024
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<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, And Archery <2003>
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Apollo

he’s very cool and my favourite greek god tbh
oh my god(s)! is that Apollo, Percy?”
“oh wow! it is.. he looks so cool and awesome
by wifehaver01 September 2, 2022
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Apollo 13 Syndrome

When a restaurant takes ingredients that are already in the store and create a "new" product, similar to making the square air filters fit round holes using only what was on the spacecraft.
Dude, that Crunchwrap Supreme is just another example of Apollo 13 Syndrome. You know they just took a mexican pizza and wrapped a tortilla around it!
by Mania88 October 11, 2020
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Apollo Ejection Seat

In a forced sexual encounter between two males where one male tries to penetrate the other male but the second male poops out the first male's penis with enough force to make a sound and create a moment of surprise giving the second man a chance to escape.
When they come for you bro, just hunker down make sure there are no snags and hit the Apollo Ejection Seat
by Boodlooder Jeet December 8, 2016
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<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>
<2003>Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Is Apollo, The God Of Music The Greek God Of Music, Poetry, Healing, Prophecy, Archery And He Is Deaf With A Unisex Name<2003>
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