The Honor Academy

The position of sexual intercourse in which the man and woman are strictly face-to-face. Some believe that this is the only "honorable" way to have sex, and may only be executed within the context of marriage. Their reasoning comes from the fact that humans are the only living things to have sex face-to-face, although evolutionists bring strong, ape-saturated arguments to the table. It should also be known that a recent change in the rules has been added: the "Back 40" is strictly off limits, except when entered in the presence of a core advisor.

Dave: Dude, how is married life?
Ron: I can't even begin to describe how much The Honor Academy changed my life. Let's just say I'm enrolled in The HA and I will never leave!
Randy: Anyone who leaves The Honor Academy will be in sin for the rest of his life.
Ron: My thought exactly.

by Vonaphin January 27, 2010

rivers academy

A shitty school in west london full of drug dealers that tend to also hang out with wannabe road men, people tend to ask “how the fuck can the school toilets be so vile, it’s like the sewage system in there“. Well obviously The head teacher always has a excuse to everything, For example why are there dead body’s lying around the school and why the school has a meth kitchen in the back

The word rivers academy or more commonly know as the worst school the London borough of Hounslow is used in a sentence like “You go rivers academy”? “Yeah”, “cool give me some cash and Ile sort you out with some guns so you can shoot up Rivers Academy”

by Better pablo Escobar May 29, 2020

Quest Academy

A malicious place of punishment which disregards the rights of those forced to attend its torturous service, often described by its veteran ‘students’ (prisoners) as a cruel, hellish environment. This distopia is run by a 6’3” nonce who enjoys bathing in luxurious European oils in his basement, which is crammed with the abused carcasses of infants under 18 months, during the weeks of vacation from the school

“Yo, Timothy, do you have basic rights, enjoy your life and want to stay alive?”
“Naah, fam, man goes Quest Academy”
“Say no more, G 😑”

by Andy Crofts November 18, 2018

andrews academy

A place where things that are horrible and awful things happen all the time and the staff do nothing about it not to mention the amount of homophobia and racism that is just straight up ignored is annoying, the students are also brats for no reason. Also the food here is ass except for breakfast days they slap.

"Where do you go to school?" "Andrews Academy." "Ew."

by assntits696969696969 April 15, 2021

Aston Academy

A toxic school ran by a creep.

I don’t want to go to Aston Academy. Send me to a better school that’s not ran by a creepy principal.

by LELE SHANKZ March 15, 2021

HOPE ACADEMY

Full of crack heads and meth heads. Be scared of the stabbers because they will shank you up init fam. Most teachers are bent. Don't go there or you will die!

My friend: Have you heard of HOPE ACADEMY

Me: yes it is full of crack heads and units

by Ding dong the dick heads gone December 14, 2019

Columbus Academy

1. A school that raises money to "buy new things" but just wastes ALL the money on turning the AC ALL THE WAY UP and then yelling at the kids for trying to keep warm with hoodies
2. The school is now run by the SAGE mafia
3. A knee-length skirt, tall people discrimination cUlt

4. The freshman class always either looks 12 years old or 17, there is absolutely no in between

1. "I heard you, 17-year-old boys, saying crap in the hallway and I find that very disrespectful, detention for all of you."
2. "what's for lunch today?"
"Some form of chicken or pork covered in some sauce, some bougie-ass rice, and vegetables that are either so soft that it's legit mush oR really hard to the point of breaking your teeth."
3. "Is Columbus Academy fixing the wifi?"
"No, they are building a full balcony for the auditorium that no one asked for."
"well, SHIT."

by tuagkuerhguadfkuvkfhk December 7, 2018