The other day I was in Canal Park and this lady was having a Duluth Abortion in plain daylight. The baby struggled for damn near 20 minutes.
by Duluth Terminology Branch March 10, 2008
Get the Duluth Abortionmug. "If Roe v. Wade gets repealed, so long as we have Grizzly bears you can still get a Tennessee abortion."
by Reagan Reagan Reagan March 29, 2007
Get the Tennessee Abortionmug. Dude I got paid 20 bucks today to bomb a trick right on this pregnant woman
So I called it skate aborting
So I called it skate aborting
by Arizona ranger December 27, 2020
Get the skate abortingmug. Someone who is so profoundly ignorant that you feel they should have been aborted at birth, yet they still walk the earth today.
by PickleSniffer69 July 16, 2021
Get the Walking Abortionmug. Drop-kicking a potential "baby-mama" down the stairs.
Keisha: "I ain't had no puriod yet, so you gon haf to take me to da woman clinic to get anotha abortion."
Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"
Keisha: "Where that is?"
(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)
Terell: "Aww, snap
Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"
Keisha: "Where that is?"
(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)
Terell: "Aww, snap
by jvarna5 January 30, 2008
Get the ghetto abortionmug. The act of killing a joke before it comes to fruition. Typical situations involve a third party ruining the timing of the joke, or the expectation surrounding the joke growing exponentially in such a way that when actually said, the joke is rendered unfunny by contrast with the listeners expectation.
"hahah right, but no one really likes to drive a Mini, it's like having..."
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"
"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"
"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"
by Cenodictionary May 20, 2009
Get the Joke Abortionmug. An internet meme involving the any stage abortion of an unwanted child through the use of a well placed "Falcon Punch" to the lower abdomen.
"Mike, I've become.. Tenn Pregnant!"
"Don't worry Suzy! FALCON PUNCH!"
"Ooof!"
"hehe, Surprise Abortion, works every time!"
"Don't worry Suzy! FALCON PUNCH!"
"Ooof!"
"hehe, Surprise Abortion, works every time!"
by Zeldageek October 9, 2007
Get the surprise abortionmug.