Nard Sucking

Nard sucking, is the act of an individual performong the act of sucking ones nards, this can be done in many different ways for many different reasons such as a quick cash grab or for pleasure during intercourse
Dom went behind the denny's at 3am to do some Nard Sucking for some crack money
by TheManHimself04 May 29, 2020
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Shredding the nard

When one refers to the "art" or shredding the nar, one may include a "d" on the end of nar, this is because there parents did not teach them proper diction.
Setting: Chair lift passing by the terrain park
Buddy hits huge kicker, and land a quad back flip, said girl yells out "He just shredded the nar" said girl two yells at said girl one " Your an idiot, its obviously he just Shredded the nard, the diction ovs allows for more emphasis on the crushing ability of said buddy".

Example 2-

Setting: Exact same time and place as example 1 (POV of shredders)

Said Buddies Buddy comes over to him and says "Bro you are shredding the nar". Said Buddy yells "You an idiot, i obviously just "shredding the nard", the diction ovs allows for it to seem way more shredding then then just nar"
by Jkraft777 November 14, 2011
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Nard-dog

Awesome, unbelievably extreme in nature.
"That's so nard-dog!"

"Yo, that 360 in the half-pipe was totally nard-dog!"
by Nard-dog August 19, 2009
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Nard Dog

The hottest boy alive. Every girl wants him, every girl gets him. He is very very very fat
Nard Dog is so hot! Hopefully he doesn't sit on me.
by CrankyCrank November 04, 2015
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Nard Knocker

Usually a club large in size to knock a guy in his nards enflicting much pain
Get that nard knocker away from me!
by woody April 29, 2004
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Nard tard

A iPhone that doesn't let you post to snap chat.
by Ultra long man November 11, 2017
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the nard dog guarantee

a guarantee put out by Andrew Bernard (from the Office)... something that stands firm
Andy Bernard: Of course you can count on me, I'm giving it the nard dog guarantee
by tommyboy6688 February 21, 2010
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