thanks for everything

If your homie sends you this text at 1AM you better book it to their house straight away.

*receives text from homie at 1AM* „thanks for everything“

by Nickypw8 September 5, 2023

Alabama Thanksgiving

When you can't get your brothers sister pregnant, throw 'er on the table like a deep pitted pig pull out yalls mamys turkey baster poke 'er in her fur burger with yur rooster douche filled entierly with Jimmy's French fry dip and set 'er timer fur 9 months

Well see Dixie been trynna get 'er self a bun fur her oven so we called for an Alabama Thanksgiving nd had ourselves a lil family reu-nin, Uncle Glen always had a special touch!

by Dylon Byrd April 15, 2019

New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah

The perfect holiday!
(New Years, Thanksgiving, Valentines, Easter, Independence Day, mother and Father’s Day combined, St Patrick’s Day, Halloween, Christmas and Hanukah all together!)

John: Oh boy I cannot wait for New Thanks Valsterpendenthertricksweenmasah
Harry: What's that?
John: Oh it's just the BEST holiday!!!

by zenuroo November 9, 2019

lirielle is our god | thanos thicc 😩 squad

they are fucking nonces

have u heard of lirielle is our god | thanos thicc 😩 squad
yeah they are nonces

by willneisasquare May 30, 2019

Me too thanks

Me too thanks mean one can relate to an experience and is grateful for the relatable story. Usually used in reference to mild disappointment or jokes about suicide

Man I want to die

-Me too thanks

by Why can't I die? May 20, 2016

Thanksgiving Beard

An unintentional beard started over the 4 day Thanksgiving weekend, where you're too lazy to shave it off monday morning. Usually continues until Christmas or New Year's Day.

Also known as a Holiday Beard

Boss: You look like you haven't shaved in days. That's unprofessional.
Employee: Sir, that's my Thanksgiving beard. It's my way of honoring our forefathers.
Boss: Oh, I didn't realize that. Maybe I'll grow one too.

by levarselosmonos November 23, 2009

Thanksgiving pants

Pants that are worn in anticipation of eating a huge meal (i.e. Thanksgiving dinner). These pants usually boast an elastic waist, to allow some give for that third helping of sweet potato pie.

The girls and I are going to a buffet for dinner, so I'm wearing my Thanksgiving pants.

by Contessa Vanessa September 16, 2008