wham bam thank you ma'am

1. The act of having sex without even bothering to try to get the woman to orgasm. Usually lasts for about five seconds.

2. The act of having sex with a neophyte (usually a sixteen-year-old unattractive computer geek).

"Yeah last night I had sex with this one ugly chick, so I decided to hurry it up, so it was just wham bam thank you ma'am."

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

Thank you for your service.

What the VA tells you when they can not or will not provide proper health care.

Also used by anyone else that is telling you to pack sand bc they don't really care about you or your service. Or nice way to say please don't go postal bc you will get no help.

" Thank you for your service., but unfortunately I am not able to help you."

by Tanks4nutin October 8, 2020

Thank

A term first introduced in GTLive's play through of "Day Shift at Freddy's"

Bonnie: "Thank."

Matpat: *loses his mind*

by MabelPines618 June 15, 2017

wank and thank

Noun. The act of engaging in mutual masturbation only, or engage in cybersex, with a partner without actual intercourse taking place.
Verb. To engage solely in mutual masturbation, or engage in cybersex, with a partner and nothing else.

Filbert and I had a wank and thank last night on instant messenger.

Lisa wanked and thanked with her ex-boyfriend after they broke up.

by Sheldon Wangle October 2, 2007

flim flam thank you ma'am

The act of copulation, carried out at speed and with little thought for the female's pleasure. The male is simply looking to ejaculate as quickly as possible.

'Flim flam thank you ma'am, I emptied my bags and left a deposit ...quickstyle'

by wayne gillespie July 6, 2005

Un-thank you

What you say when you find out you thanked someone undeservedly.

"Thank you for sending in that insurance check. I got so busy I totally forgot."
"I didn't send it."

"Oh. Well, un-thank you. You're the worst."

by Little Walnut October 2, 2017

Thank U Berry Munch

1. A Girl Scout cookie

2. An S&M sex act for a homosexual couple. The dominant partner performs oral sex on the submissive partner, repeatedly biting the testicles of the submissive. The submissive must thank the dominant partner each time this is performed.

Oh, God, Jim! Thank you very much for the Thank U Berry Munch!

by Bad Girl Scout November 12, 2011