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testosterretard

A male rendered stupid by his hormones (sexual or aggressive), whether temporarily or long-term.
Hey look, Mitch is trying to impress Amy by baiting our neighbors' rottweiler. What a testosterretard.
by seraphTuck July 10, 2014
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testosterzone

The place a guy goes when having a "discussion" with someone with whom he disagrees. Also the place his head goes when he gets behind the wheel of any vehicle.
Wife to a friend about her hubby's argument with a neighbor : "No, I can't get him to just drop it, he's in the testosterzone!"
Him -"Why can't any of these wusses drive like they have a pair?" Her- "Why don't I drive, honey. Wouldn't want you to be pulled over because you were in the testosterzone" Him "I could control myself better if all these ass-poles would just get out of my way!"
by cattybee June 29, 2015
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Testosterocious

Used to describe a person who is particularly masculine.
Have you seen Jonah lately? He's totally jacked, he's very testosterocious.

I swear puberty made Mark's voice drop three octaves - he sounds totally testosterocious now.
by futureactiveparticiple October 12, 2016
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Testostertrouble

Problems surrounding men's occasional inability to understand the emotional needs of those around them. This is similar to selective hearing, but is broader to cover more issues.
I am having some testostertrouble wiith my husband because he won't hug me when he sees me crying. I am having testostertrouble, too, because my boyfriend won't pick up his socks when I ask him to.
by Khaldelia August 17, 2016
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testosterone overload

Basically when you try your hardest to impress guys or girls by acting like a dick to strangers or friends.
"Bro quit being a dick just relax your having a testosterone overload!"
by Ron the boss 8 March 13, 2017
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testosterone deficiency

That point when you haven’t met a decent guy in so long that even the ugliest fuckboy starts to look attractive and you start to question you’re entire life.
1-Dude did you see katy was all over that nerd last night.

Just another case of testosterone deficiency.

2- urgh I feel so testosterone deficient these days that last night I thought Ross looked cute!
by Thatcoconuthead October 24, 2018
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Testosterone

super sexually charged up - I'm gonna jump you right now!
I got on Testosterone
by Zero11s May 3, 2019
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