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testicle telepathy

the act of having a guy read his buddy's mind so as to complete his sentence.. or finish his thoughts
Nick and Dureid's testicle telepathy has them watching Batman in different places at the same time.
by supergirlvictory April 15, 2009
mugGet the testicle telepathymug.

testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.
Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .
by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008
mugGet the testicle spectaclemug.

Testicle Satchel

I shaved my testicle satchel last night... smooth as silk.
by iamck December 15, 2012
mugGet the Testicle Satchelmug.

Electrical testicle

When someone applies electricity anywhere near a man's groin
Right after I called her a bitch, she gave me an electrical testicle.
by MinecraftMickey12345 October 6, 2019
mugGet the Electrical testiclemug.

mosquito testicle

it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
man one: bro i just hit my balls trying to get a mosquito testicle

man two: it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicle that you realize that there is a way to solve problems without violence
mugGet the mosquito testiclemug.

Testicle Tapioca

The white pearly secretion ejaculated from a penis onto the tongue of a woman. When it clumps together in pearls of jizz it resembles Tapioca, Hence Testicle Tapioca.
Guy 1: Dude I nutted on this bitches tongue last night!

Guy 2: How'd she like it?

Guy 1: She enjoyed the Testicle Tapioca
by Dyban January 5, 2012
mugGet the Testicle Tapiocamug.

Third testicle

When a female deep throats your dick and all you can see is her head and your two balls
Wow you two must be close

Yeah she’s my third testicle
by Titty hickey September 1, 2022
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