A figure formed when a man inserts his penis into his rectum, disguising himself as teapot with his curved penis as the handle. Telling someone to be a teapot can also be an insult and an alternative phrase to go fuck yourself
Person 1: Stick your dick up your ass and pretend to be a teapot.
Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.
Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.
by Teapotlord August 7, 2016
Get the Teapotmug. by KaliRGH February 26, 2024
Get the Teapotmug. This term is created by Amelia Watson. She is a vtubers from the company hololive. A sub-company of Cover corp. This term is used when a stream is experiencing some timing/lagging issues. A similar word is lag.
by DefaultTeamate January 10, 2021
Get the teapotmug. When one partner puts one hand on their hip and puts the other out like they are the little tea pot with their hand flat. They then do the teapot tipping motion inserting “spout” hand into the other partner.
by Hsmack August 21, 2020
Get the Teapottingmug. A Dirty Teapot is when you squeeze your penis so hard it can fit into the end of a teapot and then you pour boiling tea into the teapot and pour it onto the tip of your penis while fingering your asshole thinking about ukrainian children getting fucked by a sheep
by ChattyLibra April 16, 2022
Get the Dirty Teapotmug. When a male is urinating and towards the end it dribbles like a teapot, to then be rectified by a good shake.
by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024
Get the Teapot shakemug. by Sergeant Grif February 22, 2023
Get the Teapottingmug.