Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.

Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”

by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019

Teapot

A figure formed when a man inserts his penis into his rectum, disguising himself as teapot with his curved penis as the handle. Telling someone to be a teapot can also be an insult and an alternative phrase to go fuck yourself

Person 1: Stick your dick up your ass and pretend to be a teapot.

Person 2 (obeying Person 1's demands): Here's my handle and here's my spout.

by Teapotlord August 7, 2016

Little My The Teapot Gremlin

Little My is a small, feral rat baby who really likes pastel stuff like deadass??? She bites and is older than she looks wtf is with this child, she’s a bean, you either love her or hate her, no in between, also known as the urban definition of lesbian.

“Yo bro did you see Jessica? She deadass came out as Little My The Teapot Gremlin ?”

“Yeah bro LOL she is valid .”

by Little My May 26, 2020

Teapot Fun

Fun gossip among friends. Like spilling the tea - except.

Ready for some Teapot Fun? That was great Teapot Fun!

by Alicat27 August 21, 2020

Teapotting

When one partner puts one hand on their hip and puts the other out like they are the little tea pot with their hand flat. They then do the teapot tipping motion inserting “spout” hand into the other partner.

Yo man, I was teapotting this slutty ass bitch last night and she squirted all over!

by Hsmack August 21, 2020

Teapot shake

When a male is urinating and towards the end it dribbles like a teapot, to then be rectified by a good shake.

"I'd had a few beers so went to the loo I had to give it a teapot shake"

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024

Teapot shake

When urinating, and towards the end there is a reduction in flow rather than the expected abrupt end, resembling the dribbling from a teapot. Thus requiring a vigorous shake to expel excess liquid.

I'd had a few beers and when I went for a pee I had to give it a teapot shake

by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024