tea

tea is defined as a noun, referring to gossip.

Spill the tea, sister

YOU GOT TEA???? OMFGGG S P I L L

by _i_found_it_mom_ June 1, 2019

Tea

Bitch this ain't coffee it's tea. Why the fuck would you search tea up you uncultured swine!? Everyone should know what tea is. It's a drink for fucks sake.

American:What do British people drink in the summer?
British 1:Tea.
American:But.. It's hot..
British 2:Still tea.
American:But what if you don't drink tea?
British 1:The weak ones die.

by Random Brit December 10, 2017

tea

means that there is drama and you need to "spill the tea"

spill the tea sis

by stram September 7, 2018

Tea

Particularly salacious, shocking and/or entertaining gossip about someone; someone's interesting personal information; the scoop; the news.

Michael: "Did you hear the tea on Sharon?"
Ryan: "No sis, spill it!"
Michael: "Not only did Mile hook up with Kevin, Mike got chlamydia from him!"
Ryan: "oh shit, that's some piping hot tea"

by wordsordie September 25, 2018

tea

A FUCKIN BR'ISH DRINK BETTER THAN A BO'LE O' WA'ER THAT CAN CHANGE THE WORLD WITH A BLINK, COFFEE IS IT'S BIGGEST WEAKNESS BUT STILL, IT CAN DEFEND.

A: GIVE ME SOME TEA AND GRAPES BITCH
B: ok

by acidic-grape May 13, 2022

The tea

What people mostly ten year olds use to gossip,bascily the 411's more successful better cousin

Tim: excuse me where can I find the tea
Moby:(holds tea)Here's the flip flopping TEA!(throws tea at Tim)
Tim: hey what was that for!?
Moby:(stares blankly at Tim) you wanted the tea.......

by That's_cringey_becky May 30, 2019

tea

1.
A meal replacement for anorexic people and caffeine addicts.

Makes you pee a lot.

2.
A word used when happy.

1.
"Let's go have some tea then barf it up homie."

"I'm going to pee because I had tea."

2.
Sir: Let's go call on Konrad.

Lady: TEA!

by maaan June 24, 2006