Tea

Bitch this ain't coffee it's tea. Why the fuck would you search tea up you uncultured swine!? Everyone should know what tea is. It's a drink for fucks sake.

American:What do British people drink in the summer?
British 1:Tea.
American:But.. It's hot..
British 2:Still tea.
American:But what if you don't drink tea?
British 1:The weak ones die.

by Random Brit December 10, 2017

Tea

Another, more modern term for drama, usually involving relationship a and secrets that cause drama.

Spill the tea sis!

by Veronica_101 May 20, 2019

tea

means that there is drama and you need to "spill the tea"

spill the tea sis

by stram September 7, 2018

tea

tea is defined as a noun, referring to gossip.

Spill the tea, sister

YOU GOT TEA???? OMFGGG S P I L L

by _i_found_it_mom_ June 1, 2019

The tea

What people mostly ten year olds use to gossip,bascily the 411's more successful better cousin

Tim: excuse me where can I find the tea
Moby:(holds tea)Here's the flip flopping TEA!(throws tea at Tim)
Tim: hey what was that for!?
Moby:(stares blankly at Tim) you wanted the tea.......

by That's_cringey_becky May 30, 2019

tea

1.
A meal replacement for anorexic people and caffeine addicts.

Makes you pee a lot.

2.
A word used when happy.

1.
"Let's go have some tea then barf it up homie."

"I'm going to pee because I had tea."

2.
Sir: Let's go call on Konrad.

Lady: TEA!

by maaan June 24, 2006

tea

A stereotype for English people, while there are alot of T-STORM here it doesn't mean we like tea. Only people from Richmond-Upon-Thames like tea.

"Dude, tea is disgusting, tea and leaves."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003