tailgateitus

The shitty feeling after one tailgates for a prolonged period of time. Usually followed by common symptoms of headache, nausea, dehydration, short-term memory loss, and AIDs (Alcohol Induced Diarhea).

Not unusual to wake up with unexplained bumps, bruises, cuts, and empty condom wrappers spread throughout the site of infection.

Jacks: Dude I feel like such shit.

Rich: I know, I feel like a midget snuck in my butthole and punched my liver.

Rezi: Did we even go to the game? I remember seeing a football... I think.

Alex: Faggots, text book tailgateitus. Grow the fuck up, especially that D-Bag Jacks. What a bitch.

by Huskers4Tailgating September 12, 2011

Tailgate Therapy

Hanging out in a tailgate (whether be tailgating a concert or sports game, or just hanging out) while making great memories to relieve negative feelings and thoughts.

I am in need of some tailgate therapy.

Get the group together for some tailgate therapy.

by AnonPpl May 20, 2018

talkative

Some times when, a female that is earnest for a marriage is having this character, ugh! & with it if you see, that no man is able to marry her these days in!

I think, Julia, is a season now, that you should not talkative woman of yours become, since Dave is chilled about all disturbing and not gaining! women they mourn for they marriages even of same sort man, Dave,s, stop!

by man!? June 14, 2018

tailgating

just love me already alicia

“we should start tailgating”

by Jopu latoy May 8, 2018

Tailgated

Getting shit faced and destroyed at a tailgate, then going home instead of going to the bars.

Man, I got tailgated last night and was out before dark.

by AB33GT October 14, 2018

Tailgating

When a fart follows you around wherever you go!

Peeyuw, go away! Go away! You're tailgating me!

by Fullofsushi December 22, 2018

tailgate test

when guys take out their erect penises and lay them on a tailgate to measure who has the bigger penis.

Lastnight Jim, Tony, and I had a tailgate test. Jim ended up having the biggest penis. Tony and I have the same size penis. Hey, atleast we tied for last!

by Johnny boy 386 March 4, 2019