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1) My Taki is itchy

2) don't be such a taki, you useless Cunt
by NZ Spider-Man September 14, 2022
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Blue Takis Experience

A Blue Takis Experience is the phenomenon that occurs when you have too many blue Takis and your shit turns greenish-blue. Normally, this phenomenon will occur when one has consumed at least one serving per day on multiple consecutive days, depending on how one's digestive system tends to process. This phenomenon is sometimes accompanied by Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS).
Person A: Bro, I had a Blue Takis Experience last night. It was so wild. My asshole felt like it caught on fire.
Person B: Dude, how blue was your shit after?
Person A: Looked like it came out of an alien's asshole, I swear.

Person B: Well, that's how you know they were legitimate Blue Heat Takis!
by dreamlandddd May 9, 2025
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Taki On Discord

Taki On Discord is extremely toxic! He leaked my IP Address..
by guy on urbandictionary November 25, 2021
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Taki

Taki’s mix of talent and kindness make him one of the best people you can associate with. Despite being a superhuman athlete, he’ll somehow still be humble. You’ll never laugh harder than when goofing around with him, and you’ll never have more fun than when gaming with him.
For the first time in history, a single player has been offered a position on every soccer team in the world! That player? Taki!
by RCG_Hater December 25, 2023
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taky

takable; capable of taking; captivating; or charming; designed to attract notice and pleas; taking; attractive.
He is totally taky
by MuuW March 26, 2017
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Takis

Takis are spicy Mexican corn chips flavored with chili pepper and lime. Extremely overrated and all it would do is fuck up your liver and the porcelain throne if you continue to eat them up like you haven't eaten in days! Some say it's the best snack but truthfully, it's not health wise.
The dude with the Takis: "Hey man you want some Takis?! They're so fucking bomb! You gotta have some!

"Sorry bro! I rather eat Taco Hell than that dumb "snack"!"
by Shb99 September 10, 2022
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taki brainfreeze

The scenario of eating a very spicy Taki chip and proceeding to drink tons of Slurpee to cool it down but instead resulting in the chaos known as taki brainfreeze.
“No! Ace! Don’t drink that Slurpee or you’ll get Taki Brainfreeze!”
by bonnieschainsaw November 24, 2023
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