Taken

Your not gonna be happy

I’m taken so I’m not happy

by Oscarnotyum42069 February 1, 2021

Alex (she’s taken)

The best Alex ever don’t even think about saying “oh my Alex is better” cuz that’s cap cuz my Alex is the best Alex. Mines hotter, smarter, funnier just better. Sorry kids (not really).

Boy 1: did u see Alex (she’s taken) she’s really hot.
Boy 2: ye but don’t bother (she’s taken).

by Wyatt (oofergang) March 24, 2021

Taken to Paris

Fisting a guy with his balls in the same hand.

He was bent over and vulnerable, so he got taken to Paris.

by HardlyYardley May 9, 2021

Taken to the MacLeaners

Getting ripped off so badly on something that you feel physical pain in your rectum.

Kevin: How much for that bottle of bourbon?

Matt: $5,000

Kevin: Ouch, I feel like I’m being taken to the MacLeaners. That bottle is worth $1,000 max.

by TrustFundAlex June 18, 2021

Taken a shift

An American Term for when something isn’t working and has a mind of its own.

My phones taken a shift, I’ll call you back later

by USAmoose December 5, 2024

Taken

Me, if you would grow a pair and ask me out! :)

I wish I was taken!

by ~~Me :) November 28, 2025

i could get my internet taken if i download compressed video games.

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343: i could get my internet taken if i download compressed video games.

by BicicletaRusa February 14, 2025