turd burglar

Anyone who steals from a Year 9 student at Melbourne High School, Australia (derived from the olden day term 'Third')
Look at that Turd Burglar tag that Turd!! F*ckin Turds... Need to be taught a lesson
by fatty August 21, 2003
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Frosted Turd Burglar

When a woman who has to take a shit, tricks a man into having anal sex until he finishes inside, then the woman subsequently shits out the turd and fuckes herself with said turd to get pregnant.
I'm going to court for child support because this frosted turd burglar is trying to take me for everything I have! It was just suppoused to be a simple Craigslist hookup!?!
by Bankerlovely February 25, 2021
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Nerd turd burglar

Someone who sodomises science-fiction fanatics and computer programmers.
by Clarice December 03, 2003
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turd burglar

The worlds greatest skateboarding crew from RADelaide, South Australia.

The Members are Frenzal, Ferret, Animal Chin, Nugget, Patty Holland and Clown.
Never Mind Carlisle Clique, here is the TURD BURGLARS
by *frenzal* March 31, 2005
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Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar

A mythical beast of Puerto Rican descent, whom resides in the small town of Alliance Ohio. Alias's include "Puedo" and not to forget "el turd burg". Famous for the the "great turd heist of 97" the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar is still at large.
Lookout it's Puedo the Terrible Tubby Turd Burglar.
by Corey_danger May 03, 2011
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nerf hurdlin turd burglar

nerf hur·dlin' turd bur·glar
(nûrf hûrdlin tûrd ˈbərglər/)
noun

One who hurdles nerfs and burgles all available turds.
Ex. "OMG, give that back you little nerf hurdlin turd burglar!!!"
by lil-nugget January 21, 2014
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Turd Burglar

When you need a shit so bad,it needs complete lonesome to let loose the beast, then someone walks in, causing it to be sucked back in like e g g
by WrittenToe79 June 22, 2022
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