Box wine

Vaginal bleeding women get once every month.

1.
Marie: "Uhhh, i'm not feeling too good"
Brad: "Aw what's wrong?"
Marie: "...box wine"

2.
Adam: "Hey sexy, i'm feeling horny, you free tonight?"
Sarah: "I can't tonight...unless you don't mind box wine?"

by JennyTerror February 05, 2014

street wines

Mouthwash containing ethyl alcohol, consumed by ghetto bums as a beverage.

I say dere Kingfish, give me a sip of yo street wines, I gots de shakes comin on!

by Bomanicious May 20, 2010

Nigger wine

Kool-Aid

Person 1: Pour me a glass of juice.
Person 2: What's juice? I want some nigger wine!

by de`Canthas February 03, 2010

prison wine

Also called pruno, prison wine is an alcoholic beverage made discreetly in prison cells. Ingredients can include fruit, ketchup, sugar, milk, and crumbled bread to provide yeast for the fermenting process. Prisoners only need hot water, a plastic bag and a towel or sock to catch the pulp during fermentation. Prison wine is the drink of those at the end of their rope.

Prisoner No. 1: Man, I haven't had a drink since being in the can!
Prisoner No. 2: It's cool; I've got prison wine brewing in the toilet!
Prisoner No. 1: Aw yeeeee... D:

by pandaks November 05, 2013

wine drunk

The kind of drunk that results in you making sleezy decisions, and falling asleep with a cheese burger in one hand and a smashed iphone opened up on your ex's new girlfriend's Instagram in the other.

Beccy got so Wine Drunk last night and liked a photo of David's new girlfriend from June 2014

by TaylorMareeMakeupArtist January 10, 2018

Smulled Wine

An alcoholic festive beverage made by one dipping their unwashed penis in a vessel of mulled wine. The production process is notoriously dangerous, and experienced brewers are often incapable of producing a good brew by the end of their careers, due to being chemically castrated by hot wine. Usually comes with a salty taste accompanied with cheesy undertones and a sweaty aroma.

"Oh man I'm so gonna serve up my English teacher a glass of my finest smulled wine"
"Billy had been in the smulled wine business since youth, and as a result as no reproductive organs whatsoever"

by ronedealertake2 January 02, 2012

wine pong

to play beer pong with wine.

yo bro lets play wine pong! we'll get way more fucked up than if we use beer.

by bryan fuckin anderson May 08, 2008