tidies

Tidies are good looking women of a reasonable age

Ben: I'm gonna move to Australia for a job
Ruaidrhi: Aye, sounds like a good idea
Ben: Yeah that's what I thought
Ruaidrhi: Don't forget the tidies either

by The Wabba Rabbit January 3, 2009

Tiddie

The cutest, babiest, blondest little boy in the whole wide world!

I love my Tiddie so much!

by linxiecat January 8, 2012

Tiddles

Whilst en route to being highly intoxicated there is point at which one realises they are slightly drunk yet can still maintain regular human functions. At this point the quantity of alcohol consumed may not corelate to the state of intoxication. This point is tiddles.

Hey bro I'm fucking tiddles.

Haha sick

by Mad Bop October 25, 2018

browny tidies

When someone shits themselves with whitey tidies on

I just turned my whitey tidies into browny tidies

by anonymous May 6, 2018

Bitch Tiddles

Snow white and her little minions.

Remember the movie "bitch tiddles"... Yeah nether do i.

by BakedPete September 6, 2018

bust a tiddie

messing up when tiddie fucking

boy:tiddie fucks*
Girl: ow wtf?!!
you busted my tiddie!
1 day later
Boy: i totaly tiddie fucked her dude
friend: did you bust a tiddie?
boy: yeah
friend: haha you fucking rookie!

by xaskylitdrivex February 11, 2008

Teddies

(1) balls. (2) testicles (3) The man juice pouch. (4) If you don't get what it is by now there's no helping you.

Aww, I got punched right in the teddies.
My teddies hurt.
I've got cancer of the teddies.

by Harry Chapman June 19, 2006