massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos

You tell me...

Girl: Daddy, can i have 2 a massive 13 inch double headed throbbing dildos?

Daddy: *chuckles* Of course, Sweetie.

by MLGTheSantoTaco420 September 27, 2014

throning

The emotion one feels when they have not watched the latest Game of Thrones episode. This is exacerbated by spoilers on Facebook, Twitter, work colleagues and Google Trends. Symptoms include anxiety, nausea, paranoia and the constant fear of your favourite character's death.

I have a very severe case of throning before tonight's GoT episode and it's only 9 in the morning!

by OliverTheSecond June 21, 2016

Tarooting Harumpadump

Alternative name for the elephant.

Gadzooks, a tarooting harumpadump just smashed through my hut!

by Charlemagne1993 February 17, 2017

throbbing donger

The results of consuming the prescribed amount of Viagra, then immediately getting blue balls.

Met this chick, thought it was a sure thing. Her ugly friend ended up cock-blocking me, so now I'm left with this throbbing donger.

by The hitchhiker June 29, 2017

throbbingweewee

throbbingweewee it's a facebook memes page that's too relatable with your life and makes you feel gay but also simp for nagito komaeda

x: do you follow throbbingweewee?

m: no I'm superstr8!

by chocky nanamoo April 30, 2021

Cock Throatial

Describes a person who is in the act of giving oral sex to a male. Often known as a Ball Chinian or a Scrotam Chin Strap.

Before moving to the Cock Throatial position the actress must first securely fasten her Scrotam Chin Strap.

by adr25 April 26, 2011

venomous throbbing python of love

A Dick

She took the venomous throbbing python of love

by Ya mum asdf October 22, 2013