dinosaur therapy

Dinosaur therapy is the treatment for the occasion where you have a anoying, large relentless boner and you are at school,home,ect, and you want to get rid of the boner. If you think and concentrate on dinosaurs fighting(violently) you will be pleasently be suprise the boner is GONE!!! IT WORKS!

"Man! Thanks Nick, your dinosaur therapy did the trick with my boner! I can now concentreate on more important things in life like weed and academics."

by spunkye February 28, 2009

Music Therapy

The method of therapy by using musical means, such as guitar and piano. It lets people express and release pent up feelings by playing or listening to music.

Guy 1: Can you play guitar for me?
Guy 2: I can play, but I'm just too depressed to play right now...
Guy 1: Have you ever heard of Music Therapy? It's supposed to really help with stuff like that!

by Dude17689 November 28, 2012

Conversion therapy

Conversion therapy is a form of brainwashing usually done as a religious practice to '' pray away the gay'' and is totally unethical and cruel. one of the more common methods is associating the gender they are attracted to with a certain thing they dislike and should be a banned thing.

Conversion therapy is not good

by anonymous March 21, 2021

electroshock therapy

Pleasurable stimulation of the brain with beneficial therapeutic effects, often enjoyed by those afflicted by otherwise intolerable mental illnesses.

Here in this fine institution for the hopelessly depressed, patients experience the pleasure of electroshock therapy.

by CoherentDelirium January 2, 2007

Asphalt Therapy

1. The act of Driving or Riding until life makes sense again.

2. A common act by gear- or motor-heads, where by traveling at high velocity down drag-strips, highways, back roads or twisties, they seek enlightenment or solutions to life's various queries and problems.

"After my dog died I just had to get out of the house, so I got in my car for some Asphalt Therapy down highway 3"

"I had a great session of Asphalt Therapy with my bike after my girl and i got into a fight"

by ClutchClutch July 12, 2012

Literary Therapy

Purposefully reading books in order to escape from your own problems, either by reading biographies about people who have had harder lives than you, or fiction to give you hope that there is something better, somewhere.

Man, I've had such a bad day, I can't believe I only got an 80% on that last exam - I'm heading to Chapters for some literary therapy. I'm sure someone in the Gaza strip has a harder life than I do.

by 521098 January 25, 2011

Box Therapy

The act in which a cat seeks refuge or safety, by crawling into an empty box.

Burt is feelin sad, but now he's doin da box therapy!

by leroypm90 November 3, 2012