Thanos

Barny's big pissed brother with a shiney collection of rocks bedazzling his booger hooks.

wow thanos just touched me with his golden taint tickler.

by Cooter polluter August 1, 2020

Thanos

Thanos was originally a very large smurf who used to protect them from Gargamel but then Gargamel thwacked him with the red paint which made him look like a prune so papa smurf told him to get lost an that's why that's wanted to kill half of the universe

Thanos wanted to destroy all the smurfs

by The purple smurf May 6, 2020

Thanos

A big, purple grape that has been mixed with a prune. He loves to collect rocks and put them in his mitten. He shows them to his friends and then plays hide and seek with half of them.

Thanos has a nice mitten.

by BiggerChungus69 May 2, 2019

Thanos

A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.

Thanos is a big raisin with a face

by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019

Thanos

BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI

THANOS: " Do these pants make me look good"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"

by MR. Thanos Hair October 21, 2019

Thanos

An oversized purple grape that want to collect 7 rocks to kill dust people out of existence.

You better watch out! You better not cry! Thanos Is coming FOR YOU

by Thanos lord October 23, 2019

THANOS

A very angry grape who has a rock collection and stores them in a rented gauntlet to try to take over the world.

Thanos is a character in endgame.

by PATTY DA DATTY September 25, 2019