by Cooter polluter August 1, 2020
Get the Thanos mug.Thanos was originally a very large smurf who used to protect them from Gargamel but then Gargamel thwacked him with the red paint which made him look like a prune so papa smurf told him to get lost an that's why that's wanted to kill half of the universe
by The purple smurf May 6, 2020
Get the Thanos mug.A big, purple grape that has been mixed with a prune. He loves to collect rocks and put them in his mitten. He shows them to his friends and then plays hide and seek with half of them.
by BiggerChungus69 May 2, 2019
Get the Thanos mug.A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.
by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019
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Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"
by MR. Thanos Hair October 21, 2019
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Get the Thanos mug.A very angry grape who has a rock collection and stores them in a rented gauntlet to try to take over the world.
by PATTY DA DATTY September 25, 2019
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