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Thanos

A big grape with a shiny mit that has a shiny rock collection
oh Shit is a a big grape, oh wait its Thanos
by Bob12389 April 30, 2019
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Thanos loves rock collecting, adopting random children, and ruining thousand's of lives.
Thanos wants that booty, bois.
by ShaggyAt100% October 18, 2019
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A purple nutsack with a rock collection
"I'll blow that nutsack of a chin right off" - Starlord "Hahahaha" - Thanos
by WonkyGrape1212 August 3, 2019
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Thanos is one sexy boi
by Skdbsjdbdsk March 5, 2019
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Big grape man with oven mitt and stone collection. Bullied by "superheros". Snaps away 50% of his problems.
by Jittnix Gamer May 3, 2019
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A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.
Thanos is a big raisin with a face
by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019
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Thanos is a purple dude with an oven mitt and a beautiful glow in the dark rocks that he collects. When he snaps his fingers he will make everything 50% off
Thanos is going to snap :(
by LittleBearMan December 20, 2019
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