People who:
(1) Behave "friendly" to students whom they first meet {WARNING: THEY ARE FAKE NICE PEOPLE}.
(2) Start giving hard as heck homework to them
(3) Subtly kill students by homework, then
(4) Directly kill students by homework
(5) Announce the exam dates with glee
(6) Give them stress by including notes which aren't even in the goddamn syllabi and sends them to hell
(7) Do nothing but giving homework, dont even know how to teach
They do this much of these, but NEVER get karma.
(1) Behave "friendly" to students whom they first meet {WARNING: THEY ARE FAKE NICE PEOPLE}.
(2) Start giving hard as heck homework to them
(3) Subtly kill students by homework, then
(4) Directly kill students by homework
(5) Announce the exam dates with glee
(6) Give them stress by including notes which aren't even in the goddamn syllabi and sends them to hell
(7) Do nothing but giving homework, dont even know how to teach
They do this much of these, but NEVER get karma.
Yikes, why are teachers so double-faced...
Oh PLEASE, our math teacher doesn't even know what is teaching.
Oh PLEASE, our math teacher doesn't even know what is teaching.
by BTS_Lover07 November 2, 2019
Get the Teachersmug. Usually 2 types of teachers:
1) The type who really tries to help you and understand your problems, probably doesn't give much homework because they believe it's better to learn with others and gradually move on. Normally about 3 in a school of 60 teachers.
2) A baboonistic, disfunctional dumbass who really tries to just destroy your life and only pretends that they want to help, when there is none of the good teachers or visitors around, they usually express their head-ass selves even more. Probably likes to say that they don't want students to get stressed out but these are the type who are the real cause of depression and anxiety. Likes to give out a shitton of homework, again trying to ruin you. This type of teacher are usually women in UK schools since there aren't much men who work in schools these days. These guys just make the word mean; Devil on the Earth, Legal Torturers, Population Reducers, Single Dumbfucks who ruin your life 'cause they fucked up their own and a lot more. Also wants you to constantly piss yourself if you know what I mean.
1) The type who really tries to help you and understand your problems, probably doesn't give much homework because they believe it's better to learn with others and gradually move on. Normally about 3 in a school of 60 teachers.
2) A baboonistic, disfunctional dumbass who really tries to just destroy your life and only pretends that they want to help, when there is none of the good teachers or visitors around, they usually express their head-ass selves even more. Probably likes to say that they don't want students to get stressed out but these are the type who are the real cause of depression and anxiety. Likes to give out a shitton of homework, again trying to ruin you. This type of teacher are usually women in UK schools since there aren't much men who work in schools these days. These guys just make the word mean; Devil on the Earth, Legal Torturers, Population Reducers, Single Dumbfucks who ruin your life 'cause they fucked up their own and a lot more. Also wants you to constantly piss yourself if you know what I mean.
1) Teacher: Alright class so we'll be doing *blah blah blah* today, alright let's go through this.
Student: *raises hand and teacher answers* I don't understand, can I please get some help?
Teacher: Yes sure darling, I'm coming over now.
*Student understands and does work correctly*
2) Student: * raises hand*
Teacher: Put your hand down ya dumbfu--... *thinking*: Shit a visitor! Yes my lovely?
Student: I don't understand the 738th homework you gave us.
Teacher: 738th *looks in book for 2 hours* Oh this one, I'll come over and help you, you have to do 20 paragraphs on this 2 stanza poem.
*Teacher walks over to student*
Teacher (whispering): Alright you dumb little gay elephant, you better get of your ass and wash your brains in a puddle because I'm tired of you being such a normal student, you've got to come in at 1:15am for the whole week and you can't eat, just starve to death ffs you monkey!
Student: *raises hand and teacher answers* I don't understand, can I please get some help?
Teacher: Yes sure darling, I'm coming over now.
*Student understands and does work correctly*
2) Student: * raises hand*
Teacher: Put your hand down ya dumbfu--... *thinking*: Shit a visitor! Yes my lovely?
Student: I don't understand the 738th homework you gave us.
Teacher: 738th *looks in book for 2 hours* Oh this one, I'll come over and help you, you have to do 20 paragraphs on this 2 stanza poem.
*Teacher walks over to student*
Teacher (whispering): Alright you dumb little gay elephant, you better get of your ass and wash your brains in a puddle because I'm tired of you being such a normal student, you've got to come in at 1:15am for the whole week and you can't eat, just starve to death ffs you monkey!
by OreoOtaku November 2, 2020
Get the Teachermug. by Mysticalhams May 2, 2022
Get the Teachermug. Someone who needs a higher raise, because they clearly deserve it for helping build up empires by educating the masses that hold intelligent individuals.
teacher, professor
by Potterian April 18, 2013
Get the Teachermug. A adult that didn't pass their College Exit Exam so they had to be a life ruining teacher.Some are the most fun you have ever had though.
Mrs Beshears Math and science-"go ahead and eat""you could listen to your CD player as long as you shutup!"if you get caught i never saw you"
So awesome
So awesome
by Samus October 29, 2004
Get the Teachermug. An excellent British TV show, which began in 2001 and has gone from strength to strength. Sort of comedy, it's in a similar style to Peep Showand The Office.
by Jon K July 24, 2004
Get the Teachersmug. they have eyes in the bach of their heads so they can see everything you do and when they no somthing about you they dont leave it!!! (do u miss baker)
they cast spells on random kids so that they become boffs and get the mic taken.
they watch your everystep and give you freaky looks down their long pointy noses with there black square glasses (or gold round ones in the case of chicken woman who holds up her trousers with a tape measure!)
they cast spells on random kids so that they become boffs and get the mic taken.
they watch your everystep and give you freaky looks down their long pointy noses with there black square glasses (or gold round ones in the case of chicken woman who holds up her trousers with a tape measure!)
teacher: what is 394567 x 394567
kid: 155683117511
kid: how the fuck did i know that
teacher: i put a spell on you
kid: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
kid: 155683117511
kid: how the fuck did i know that
teacher: i put a spell on you
kid: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
by mia xXx April 20, 2004
Get the teachersmug.