by brandifuckingdizzle September 05, 2008
The act of masturbating while thinking that you are in a land of red lollipops. You are fanticising that you frolick through the land holding hands with your lover, naked. And then you slowly seduce one another while sucking on red lollipops.
by Doughy Biscuit December 28, 2010
When oral involves many herbs and spices and salsa as a lubricant; one may substitute taco seasoning if you're a cheap bastard
by the Nighthawk September 05, 2012
A Chicken Lollipop is what you get when you take your erect penis and stretch your ball skin over it to make your penis resemble a chicken skin covered blow pop.
My chick loves to enjoy the salty goodness of my chicken lollipop in the men's room at the Gas Monkey Bar and Grill.
by 4fingersdeep November 10, 2015
A phrase used to indicate a stalkers presence. Mostly used as a joke. Plays on the idea that you shouldn't take sweets from strangers.
Person 1: Oh I see you've poked me on facebook man.
Person 2: Yes. Take this lollipop.
Person 1: Guess what I've just done!
Person 2: I read your texts whilst you went in the other room haha.
Person 1: *Pauses* Isn't it about time you offered me a lollipop?
Person 2: Yes. Take this lollipop.
Person 1: Guess what I've just done!
Person 2: I read your texts whilst you went in the other room haha.
Person 1: *Pauses* Isn't it about time you offered me a lollipop?
by jixxy October 19, 2011
When you fuck a girl in the ass and before you blow your load, turn her around and blow it in her mouth while she sucks on your rusty lollipop
by John Hofzer December 11, 2009
"Dude, why are you puking everywhere?"
"Because that sick bastard Gerald just told me about getting a Tulsa Lollipop last night!"
"Because that sick bastard Gerald just told me about getting a Tulsa Lollipop last night!"
by John Wallen February 05, 2009