Emperor Measles

Not to be confused with a Measles Emperor.

Emperor Measles is a discord dweller that bullies and insults kids online.

Also announces his entrance in the chat with a "Hm", like a fucking Anime Villain

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Emperor Measles, he likes to bully kids.
Person 1: Shouldn't we stop him?
Person 2: I would, but seeing them kids cry is hella funny

by Kay Ze Solo December 12, 2024

meme emperor

ultra virgin

person 1: have you heard of benjamin?
person 2: yeah I heard he is a meme emperor
person 1: yep he gets no sex

by daniëlhater December 17, 2021

barefoot emperor

A lifeguard, because he rules the beach or the poolside

Dammit! That damn barefoot emperor was watching me from his guardstand and got all cheesed off at me for throwing a Frisbee!

by Sparkina1967 December 18, 2012

Emperor of kik

The one and only lord Stephen sama

Emperor of kik is lord

by Everynyan January 4, 2024

Emperor Scott

Hahahahahahahaha! Remember that!? Remember when I said that!? Ha!

Hym "I didn't think Emperor Scott would ever leave! Hahahaha!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2023

dining with the emperor

A fallen brother of thé astra militarum that has die is dining with the emperor

Commissar:it seems the orks are pushing through
Guardsmen:wel be dining with the emperor then

by Cato sicarius October 31, 2020

emperor

A big man, but a small ego. Yknow what they say about men with small egos. ... Empys, although big in size, are contradictorily introverted and socially inept. They are surprisingly afraid of the smallest things and will cling onto everything, even in haunted houses meant for children. If spotted, please give him your phone number. Despite his tendency to never smile or approach others, he wants women. He wants women bad. Hot. Beautiful. Asian (non-negotiable). Pre-cautionary measures are not needed, however, proceed at your own peril - the conservation may be strictly limited to the topic of women, otherwise, Empys will lose interest. Please do not lose interest. Empys are quite sad and lonely, and are in dire need of hugs and social reassurance. 1-2 times daily, supply with sunlight and water. Occasionally, Empys might need protein powder. Fuels his workout, his ego, and his titties.

"can you give me an example of an oxymoron? yeah sure! emperor and women!"

by meritcarrot123 April 19, 2022