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Christmas

The day that your parents will threaten taking away all year. Good Luck getting through spring cleaning without getting it taken away.
IT. IS. CHRISTMAS!!
by cookiemons December 12, 2018
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christmas

a time when many family members, including your great-great-aunt that you haven't seen for 12 months, all gather together to get stuff and eat food. whether you celebrate it for the religion or not, it's still nice to get presents. we're humans, we're greedy.
i hope i don't have to see my great-great-great-great-great-aunt-mary for christmas. she always makes raisin cookies that taste like raccoon fur.
by thedefinitionofme May 6, 2020
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Christmas

some day where you get gifts and shit
I GOT AN iPHONE 8 FOR CHRISTMAS FAM LMFAO SHIT IS LIT
by Abattoirofficial April 4, 2016
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christmas

a fat drunk man goes down your chimny leaves presents and eats all your rum and raisin old gold chocolate
what did you do at christmas?- i watched a fat stranger fall down the smoke hole in the roof.
by ellatip November 4, 2019
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Christmas

The 359th day of the Gregorian calendar, or in the case of "leap year," the 360th day.
Christmas fell on December 25, 2019, and was the 359th day of the year.

Due to 2020 finding every possible way to suck, it was also a "leap year," so Christmas was on the 360th day on the calendar.
by JB9903 December 26, 2020
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Christmas

A question asked at every New Mexican restaurant.
Waitress at Garcia's kitchen: Are you ready to order?
Me: yes ma'am I would like the Chicken Fajita burrito smothered
Waitress: okay would you like that smothered in Red,Green or Christmas chile?
Me: Christmas please.
by 505Burqueña575 May 3, 2021
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Christmas

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.
I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.
by Maxwell December 20, 2003
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