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cactus friend

A friend with whom constant and consistent interaction is not necessary. Like a cactus, a friendship with them can survive extremely extended periods without contact.
Jen is a cactus friend, I hadn't spoken to her in six months and we went out last night like we haven't been apart at all.

I'm not a cactus friend, I need to hang out or talk more than once every six months.
by Gayth June 4, 2018
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Slippery Cactus

While at the gym, you proceed to do bench press with a difficult weight on the bar, as your attempting to do it you shit everywhere and begin to cry
Last week at the gym, that slippery cactus was overly creative
by Bouy Stantefeld December 4, 2003
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Cactus Jack

Mick Foley's alter ego
Don't make me Cactus Jack your ass!
by CLB May 3, 2004
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cactus

taking the cactus or getting the cactus, term for somone riding your ass, or getting f***ed in the ass
My boss has been giving me the cactus all day.
by KevCan January 5, 2010
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Cactus Snatcher

When a guy tries to pull out of a girl who has stubble (cactus) of the vag, and the pubes get stuck together, like velcro.
Yo, last night, when I was banging that chick from the club, it was embarrassing, we had a full out Cactus Snatcher
by MH119 May 7, 2009
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Salty cactus

Stop being a salty cactus, you fucking twat
by HotandspicyJL April 24, 2015
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cactus shadows

A high school full of privileged kids who think they're cool, and always mix up "your" and "you're" even though they learned it in first grade. Often referred to as "Cracktus Shadows" even though the worst thing kids do there is Juul.
"Look at those kids juuling over there thinking they're so cool...they must be from Cactus Shadows"
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